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  1. I think my right eye is protesting me being in school today by twitching nonstop. What is happening in my life?
  2. In AP English we talk about "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET." #goodmorning
  3. Well that was a lovely evening. Now, let's get down to BUSINESS. *cracks knuckles*
  4. Oh HOW NICE. OUR PIANIST FINALLY SHOWED UP. ONLY FORTY-FIVE MINUTES LATE. #yousirsuck
  5. "This weather always reminds me of the time in Korea when I--" YEAH, WE KNOW MOM. SLEPT NEXT TO FROZEN EGGS." This happens every December.
  6. THE PLAN is to eat some mini-eggrolls, shower, shave without slitting my face open, and then go sing. #theplan
  7. I had a feeling that this Thursday was going to be unlike other Thursdays. I was correct as usual.
  8. *steps into THURSDAY* *braces self*
  9. Oh. And today was my Half-Birthday, for anybody out there who cares. #nobodycares
  10. Well. Hmm. If I study UNTIL MORNING, I may be able to do well on the Calculus Quiz of Doom tomorrow. Options, options...
  11. Before I slither off into the darkness, I would like to say that today has been a good Monday. I approve! #approve
  12. I also hate school buses and lunchmeat sandwiches and going to the bathroom.
  13. For example, I hate "going green." I am anti-green. I would probably rather kill the Earth than save it.
  14. I'm sick of all these people saying that they "don't hate anything." I hate lots of things. There's nothing wrong with it.
  15. Indeed, it is MONDAY, THE HAPPIEST DAY OF THE WEEK! #ilovemonday #letspartymonday
  16. You all do know what today is, right?
  17. YOU GUYS. My great room smells like CHRISTMAS TREE! Wanna know WHY? Because it has a CHRISTMAS TREE IN IT! #cheer
  18. I enjoy recording myself singing "Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer" in a soulful black man's voice and sending it to @samanthakayy.
  19. Replace "fiesta" and "party" with "DO HISTORY ASSIGNMENT" and this is me: http://tinyurl.com/nr9d69
  20. Okay. Now that that whole singing-with-an-orchestra-nonsense is over, it's time to DO THIS HOMEWORK! *claps hands*