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alesh

  1. If you like it then you should have put a static IP on it...
  2. This network is held together with duct tape, static IP's, and a 12-year old 5-port hub.
  3. Mumbling at AT&T's voice-detection tech support computer.
  4. RT @zizekspeaks I am resenting a position that's past resentment.
  5. The lady who took my order at Baja Fresh sounds like Andy Kaufman's Foreign Man!
  6. Three cheers for the bus driver that drove us today -- she stopped halfway and treated herself to a cigarette break.
  7. "Those who eat chimpanzee look at the Western diet as sadly deficient of a great pleasure." http://bit.ly/3cCU5f
  8. Re Pearl Jam's Target commercial, I'm just glad I never bought into the supposed "integrity' of that bunch of tools.
  9. That's right folks -- starting NOW, Nation Alesh is declaring WAR on daylight savings time changes. IM TRYING TO HAVE A SANITY HERE.
  10. My kitchen clock is right again after 6 months. I win daylight savings time.
  11. In Soviet Russia, Art Basel Miami Beach becomes Facebook fan of YOU.
  12. Wanted: women who beat/abuse men; for a friend's photo project.
  13. Well, I'm sure glad everyone vigorously agreed that "that was a very valuable conversation to have."
  14. What's the compromise between a motorcycle, a 1986 BMW 325 and a 2003 Mini Cooper? Maybe it's a 1987 Porche 944. http://tinyurl.com/yjuqzx6
  15. @andresfjp wait, you don't have a radar detector?! Get thee to a Sharper Image catalog or something.
  16. @franklin_e Now I've got worry.
  17. A visit to the Miami Herald website is an exercise in frustration 100% of the time.
  18. @andresfjp I wouldn't go that far, but with as many air bags as you have in that thing, I think you're ok to do whatever you want for now.
  19. Twitter, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Brizzly had lists weeks ago, and it doesn't make me click "more."
  20. Anyone up for driving to Atlanta Nov 17th to see The xx? http://buildingsandfood.com/xx