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AlDelBene

  1. I did not Instagram today, and for this I apologize.
  2. "I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
  3. I don't believe the world is going to end on 12/21/12, but I will be calling out sick that day.
  4. Cee Lo Green’s Money Saving Secret: He can’t reach his wallet. hollywoodleek.com/2012/05/ceelo-…
  5. Remembering my father, WWII veteran, Al Del Bene Sr. & thinking of all the vets, troops & their families today Thank you for your sacrifice.
  6. Remeber before ATMs, if you had no cash on a Sunday, you were fucked.
  7. Think it. Say it. Get it. Bullsh it.
  8. I have a soft spot for babies. Babies have a soft spot for fingers.
  9. Christopher Walken Becomes Last Living Entertainer Without a Walken Impression bit.ly/LdTiMH
  10. This weeks Anti-Depressed is up for watching here goo.gl/7KWSv Wanna just listen? Subscribe on iTunes here goo.gl/JcHD6
  11. If I haven't said it yet, I'm glad that I have never seen One Tree Hill.
  12. The 21st Century Family instagr.am/p/K0eFxTRJy-/
  13. Apparently word got out that I'm at @HaHaCafeComedy twitter.com/AlDelBene/stat…
  14. #ff yo mama
  15. I just realized that the only reason I've been having sex with myself is because I thought I could help me with my career.
  16. "Étouffée, Brute?" - Julius Caesar in New Orleans
  17. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/KqniYkxJ1L/