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AlCantHang

@Eric_Ramsey @_Otis_ Asshat! The only bonus to not being there is missing the devil every day, 15 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to Eric_Ramsey
@AllenCunningham Photo Caption: "I just lit how much money on fire?" 21 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to AllenCunningham
@fkassela I think someone made a phone call (or update) after your tweet. #HaplessInVegas pokernews.com/live-reporting… about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to fkassela
@fkassela You can't expect them to remember all the former Players of the Year. Takes almost two hands to count them all. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to fkassela
@WhoIsDavidClark Just tell him "You may have heard of my girl friend" \m/ about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Kevmath I'll take a friendly wager. You give me Chops and Lance, I'll give you the field. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Kevmath
@caitycaity Painful to not be there. Hopefully someone picks up my slack, those poor bartenders count on me to pay their rent/mortgage. 11:50 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to caitycaity
That's just cold. Have a bunch for me. RT @caitycaity: @AlCantHang @hookerbar cheers! twitpic.com/9pzlal 11:46 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
@KaraOTR Would it help if I said that was going to be my house warming present when I made it to the Panty Barn? #TooSoon? :) 10:32 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to KaraOTR
@BJNemeth @WhoJedi @KaraOTR Saw the pic, now desperately trying to find it online for the backyard. 5:59 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to BJNemeth
Dear @WhoJedi @KaraOTR @BJNemeth, would you like to start a fire? twitpic.com/9p859p 5:52 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
@JuliusGoat Rocks glass half full, come on! I don't even know you anymore. 5:33 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to JuliusGoat
JuliusGoat @AlCantHang @WSOP Probably keeping you alive to not be around the SoCo Mothership. So, tumbler half-full. 5:19 PM May 25th via web in reply to AlCantHang Retweeted by AlCantHang
6 years covering the @WSOP and NOW they get Southern Comfort as a sponsor when I'll be thousands of miles away instead? Goddamn them. 3:23 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
@ESPN_Poker Start the year with negative points for not knowing @JBrikis WSOP final tables? GWise/Duhamel - 5% performace, 95% Nationality 7:55 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
Iggylicious Cantor Gaming releases NFL season win totals -- bit.ly/KgNi7L 2:56 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by AlCantHang
@ESPN_Poker People finally stopped confusing him with Sebok in the chip counts. 2:22 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to ESPN_Poker
@ellenspot @KaraOTR The argument is invalid as I am currently hunkered down in Pennsyltucky. #YeeHaw 1:18 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@ellenspot @KaraOTR I feel it's only proper to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to my future mother-in-law. Just common courtesy and all. 12:29 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
Doing straight shots of Vladimir vodka is one step removed from hitting that bottle of rubbing alcohol under the sink. #AlcoholRules 8:00 PM May 21st via Echofon

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