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  1. RT @diamondgeezer: Wondering whether I should unfollow persistent retweeters, or just irrationally hate them <-You walked into that! about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @Fiona_WordsBird yes, I thought you prob did, but it made me realise my original tweet was ambiguous about 15 hours ago from SimplyTweet in reply to Fiona_WordsBird
  3. @Fiona_WordsBird No, I mean genetically modify dogs to include the cat turd-burying gene about 16 hours ago from SimplyTweet in reply to Fiona_WordsBird
  4. I wonder if they could identify the gene in cats that makes them bury their shit and splice it into dogs? about 16 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  5. @indiaknight I've long wondered if consciousness doesn't die, but only fades away. My nightmare is autopsy and burial. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @JillMansell They don't translate American authors into britspeak. Why do you let 'em dilute your own UK-ness? about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to JillMansell
  7. I'm #xfactor -ing. I can't believe I'm doing this - I don't even have a TV! Christ. 1:58 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  8. Jedward were robbed. They can't sing, true, but that's not their strength. They should have danced to the Cheeky Girls. 1:56 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  9. The idea is, you rent them out to kids who then pretend they live there and their parents have gone on hols, and they throw a facebook party 1:12 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  10. I've just had a brilliant idea for a business: Industrial-strength family houses, smartly but spartanly furnished, rented out overnight... 1:10 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  11. @JillMansell Your goldfish could sing better, but could he open and close his mouth better? #XFactor 1:01 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to JillMansell
  12. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without yet another smelly pile of intelligence-insulting 'Christmas wouldn't be Christmas' advertising 12:25 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  13. I surely can't be the only one who's revolted by the growing popularity of earlobe-deforming 'flesh tunnel' earrings? 5:32 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  14. Crikey, divorced from the splendid context of the songs it almost comes across as caterwauling! ♫ http://blip.fm/~gpa2s 3:29 AM Nov 22nd from Blip.fm
  15. @Brassiclint No, I didn't ask 'what is class?'. I wanted to know why you suddenly mentioned it. 4:39 PM Nov 21st from SimplyTweet in reply to Brassiclint
  16. @Brassiclint what's 'class'? 2:37 PM Nov 21st from SimplyTweet in reply to Brassiclint
  17. RT @JillMansell: It occurs to me that @CherylKerl never Tweets during the show. I think this proves she is actually the REAL Cheryl... 2:30 PM Nov 21st from SimplyTweet
  18. Wonderful interview with soul legend Bill Withers, recalling a segregated/unsegregated childhood in W.Virginia. http://bit.ly/5DrGkc 2:10 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  19. @Brassiclint Melba Moore's original 1976 Lean On Me (http://bit.ly/3GNCj5 ) makes Susan Boyle sound karaoke! 1:31 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck in reply to Brassiclint
  20. @ruskin147 OK, apologies, yes, on rereading your tweet it does imply you'd parted with hard-earned :-) 7:02 AM Nov 21st from SimplyTweet in reply to ruskin147
  • Name Andrew Denny
  • Location Willington, Derbyshire
  • Bio My non-waterways-related twittering
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