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  1. I can't be assed using twitdeck. What a waste of ram.
  2. Why do some people put cream in soup? FRUITLOOPS!
  3. I want to be fat.
  4. What's going on with that Jesus character? When is he coming back to party like its 1999?
  5. Such a dodgy sleep. I want a refund.
  6. @tashadoe Indeed. "Free" is my favourite price.
  7. @isthatjamesblun Saying if Andy Murray wins he is british and if he loses he is scottish proves it.
  8. I love Paris's Hilton debut album. SO good.
  9. @seo_feed I used to love it. Now I hate it!
  10. Do you LOVE or HATE to spend cash?
  11. @edwardcockill They are both good, but different.
  12. @JustKiddingLife Looks over designed.
  13. @StaciJShelton Today I rest.
  14. @StaciJShelton I have porridge every single morning always. Love it. I don't get hungry till lunch, when I usually eat a horse.
  15. @StaciJShelton How glamorous.
  16. @StaciJShelton What's for breakfast?
  17. I look at this site and without clicking any links I am laughing: http://cinematweets.com/
  18. @KimSherrell Outstanding. How is yours?
  19. @Spottyninja No bags of shit follow me. Only very cool people. You are far from a bag of shit. You just don;t know it. But I do.
  20. @Spottyninja You're too cool for school big guy.