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I can't be assed using twitdeck. What a waste of ram.about 1 hour ago from web
Why do some people put cream in soup? FRUITLOOPS!about 5 hours ago from web
I want to be fat.about 7 hours ago from web
What's going on with that Jesus character? When is he coming back to party like its 1999?about 9 hours ago from web
Such a dodgy sleep. I want a refund.about 10 hours ago from web
@tashadoe Indeed. "Free" is my favourite price.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to tashadoe
@isthatjamesblun Saying if Andy Murray wins he is british and if he loses he is scottish proves it.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to isthatjamesblun
I love Paris's Hilton debut album. SO good.about 20 hours ago from web
@seo_feed I used to love it. Now I hate it!about 20 hours ago from web in reply to seo_feed
Do you LOVE or HATE to spend cash?about 21 hours ago from web
@edwardcockill They are both good, but different.about 23 hours ago from web in reply to edwardcockill
@JustKiddingLife Looks over designed.6:41 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to JustKiddingLife
@StaciJShelton Today I rest.6:21 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to StaciJShelton
@StaciJShelton I have porridge every single morning always. Love it. I don't get hungry till lunch, when I usually eat a horse.6:17 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to StaciJShelton
@StaciJShelton How glamorous.6:15 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to StaciJShelton
@StaciJShelton What's for breakfast?6:11 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to StaciJShelton
I look at this site and without clicking any links I am laughing: http://cinematweets.com/4:33 PM Jul 3rd from web
@KimSherrell Outstanding. How is yours?4:29 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to KimSherrell
@Spottyninja No bags of shit follow me. Only very cool people. You are far from a bag of shit. You just don;t know it. But I do.2:57 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to Spottyninja
@Spottyninja You're too cool for school big guy.2:47 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to Spottyninja

Name Alan Who?
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