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  1. Send General Order 66 and RISE MY ROBOT ARMY RT @charltonbrooker: So I snapped & got an iPhone. My 1st Mac product.
  2. @modeskeletor envy will be had
  3. #titanswillclash I will be stood by
  4. Took Harry swimming today for 1st time. He laughed hysterically almost the entire time
  5. #titanswillclash navigators will fly
  6. Oh well done batshit insane labour mp lady saying Shag Bands on breakfast telly. Ban this sick filth. *eye roll*
  7. Worst moral panic ever
  8. Also: can has googlewave?
  9. I feel nervous when ppl say 'islamo-fascism'. Thinking they know zero about Islam and fascism but are motivated to yoke them together anyway
  10. @superpitching check for autosaves!
  11. Keep away from the house. Everyone unwell. Being amazing parent and letting Harry watch all the telly.
  12. @pb14 You are SO ill. Admit it
  13. #cowfilms Rumen Holiday
  14. #movieheadlines Space Paranoids creator vindicated
  15. #movieheadlines area law enforcer turns in gun, badge
  16. Must gather myself and contribute a comment RT @tomewing: Popular returns with "West End Girls" http://bit.ly/41ma4n
  17. Hurrah for Chuck. I knew he'd say that
  18. I think I've crossed a line there. Like t-shirt slogan "paedo magnet"
  19. Dirtgirlworld #preschoolpr0n ?
  20. @pb14 dinner ladies, dinner money, dinner. Why would you have dinner so late, around teatime?