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  1. Photo: Moonrise Kingdom tmblr.co/ZS7aHyMAoLkk about 9 hours ago via Tumblr
  2. Please don't bring your baby to the office. Please. 3:59 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. weaccumulate.com - It’s been kicking around for a while, but I recently gave the kiss of life to my... tmblr.co/ZS7aHyLyLnyw 1:36 PM May 22nd via Tumblr
  4. 2 goals in a minute AND Black Sabbath on the organ? I love playoff hockey. #StanleyCup #NHL 12:11 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @cerianabsolom Happy Birthday! 11:52 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cerianabsolom
  6. After not using it for a while, I have redesigned and relaunched my architecture and interior design blog: weaccumulate.com 8:45 AM May 13th via web
  7. @mikehertzberg Sure am. @thenyrangers @sam_kimber24 5:06 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikehertzberg
  8. I suggest everyone looks up Adobe Creative Cloud immediately. What an amazing package, and considering what you get,the price is remarkable. 7:47 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Yeah, it's a discman in my pocket. What of it? 8:09 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I can't think of anything to say about the passing of MCA. I'm genuinely upset. 1:25 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @cerianabsolom Pssh. Who cares about that shit. TITS. 5:12 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cerianabsolom
  12. @ThatKevinSmith I picked up Clerks on BluRay yesterday - sharpest grain I have ever seen. 11:56 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  13. @cerianabsolom @missmolar Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? 2:03 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cerianabsolom
  14. Woman in front at tesco: 2 bottles of wine, headache tablets. 10:05 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Episode 5 of Mad Men this season was the best so far. By a vast distance. 12:30 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. #nowplaying The Roots - Phrenology. 10 years old. 12:17 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @cerianabsolom That happens. Make sure you eat right too an it'll all come together. 4:11 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cerianabsolom
  18. @cerianabsolom What did you do? Stick with it, it'll get better. Not easier, just better. 4:07 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cerianabsolom
  19. What the FUCK. Pull Lundqvist goddammit. #nhl 4:44 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone