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alanscottevil

@C0llegeKid hubba hubba. At least they didn't stroke anything else 9:25 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to C0llegeKid
@InspiredWordNYC hey where you at thursday may 17th? couldn't find the event info online, just that it happens every week 11:14 AM May 9th via web
hey @BoltBus i hear we can bring bikes on the portland-seatle route if we don't have big bags to check. can we do this in the northeast too? 12:36 PM May 3rd via web
@boivinny American visionary art museum in bmore 8:11 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to boivinny
@vdaloia ha! 2:47 AM Apr 10th via web in reply to vdaloia
@flyaway47 @pathseekerken @sebelsky nice thanks!! :) 5:20 PM Apr 9th via web in reply to flyaway47
@Oatmeal i was hoping these sriracha prints were tshirts.. theoatmeal.com/blog/merch_mar… as prints they dont cover my body the way i like.. :( 3:41 PM Apr 9th via web
@OccupyJudaism spilling blood? Weird imagery. Isn't it supposed to be 'lessening our joy' by lessening our wine? 5:14 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to OccupyJudaism
@TraderJoesBK twitter.com/#!/ChadwickMat… from the live tweeting of the park slope food coop's mtg last night. discussion on banning plastic bags 7:27 AM Mar 15th via web
ChadwickMatlin "If you go to trader Joe's, that's how they do it." Boos from the crowd. "Terrible!" 6:01 PM Feb 28th via Echofon Retweeted by alanscottevil and 5 others
@therealdesh @thewanderingjew u should tell michalR that,i bet she'd fix error.i assume they called it that bc not all lines were Hdr-specfc 8:02 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to therealdesh
OccupyJudaism "Seems like a violation of a basic Occupy principle to have the people impacted present when a decision is made" facebook.com/occupyjudaism/… #OWS 7:16 AM Mar 6th via web Retweeted by alanscottevil and 1 other
@thewanderingjew i thought michal r wrote some funny lines 11:52 PM Mar 5th via web in reply to thewanderingjew
@flyaway47 hey thanks! yeah i just fell off the twitter wagon :) 11:36 PM Mar 5th via web in reply to flyaway47
@BurtonJM you're still watching Being Human? What's it like these days? I fell off the wagon a few episodes in 11:18 PM Mar 5th via web in reply to BurtonJM
martybeckerman Facebook: "____ _____ read an article on—" Me: oh that looks interesting Facebook: "—Washington Post social reader" FUCK 9:56 AM Mar 4th via web Retweeted by alanscottevil and 1 other
@BurtonJM no cabaret, just bad timing 9:58 AM Mar 4th via web in reply to BurtonJM
1st time back on the Twit in weeks and i'm greeted by @itsdlevy & @BurtonJM banter. Hope to see youse when i'm in Boston in two weeks! 9:32 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for Android
@kungfujew18 according to phrontistery.info/govern.html , it's "kritarchy" :) 12:51 AM Feb 8th via web in reply to kungfujew18
@thomaskaplan we ARE the empire state... 12:49 AM Feb 8th via web in reply to thomaskaplan