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What do you call those pasta in bows? Like a bow-tie, but miniature? Like an action man bow-tie.
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@lazyatom A HA. At the tracks: I think he runs well on firm ground, but he goes on the wet as well. His mother, Prized Gem, could do both.
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CHRIST'S CHIN! CHRIST'S CHIN! http://rubyurl.com/TKBd "Alan Ramseys Porn Dungeon"
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Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance... give a damn.
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Dream: In an orgy in a dark room and am not sure what I just grabbed hold of.
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Do you want to finger my tooth socket?
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Yes, it's an extender! Fantastic. That is the icing on the cake.
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You look awful cheery on the first anniversary of your mother's death.
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She's living with a fitness instructor, he drinks that yellow stuff in tins... He's an idiot!
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The best thing I ever did was getting thrown out by my wife.
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You feed beefburgers to swans!
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Good. Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.
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Now, self defense is not just about punching someone repeatedly in the face until they're unconscious is it?
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Quite frankly, you'll be picking up your teeth with a broken arm.
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On that bombshell
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Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak.
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@sonya: That was classic intercourse.
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Is he gonna get any petrol? No he's using the forecourt to turn around... he thinks he's Rod Stewart!!
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Cockney is an area in London where criminals are from
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