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  1. @KMKYWAP Am I not the *real* Alan Partridge?8:45 AM Feb 9th from Power Twitter
  2. Cat flaps. http://tinyurl.com/d6er2q12:36 PM Jan 25th from web
  3. What do you call those pasta in bows? Like a bow-tie, but miniature? Like an action man bow-tie.6:53 AM Aug 13th, 2008 from web
  4. @lazyatom A HA. At the tracks: I think he runs well on firm ground, but he goes on the wet as well. His mother, Prized Gem, could do both.6:49 AM Aug 13th, 2008 from web in reply to lazyatom
  5. CHRIST'S CHIN! CHRIST'S CHIN! http://rubyurl.com/TKBd "Alan Ramseys Porn Dungeon"2:38 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from web
  6. Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance... give a damn.2:26 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from web
  7. Dream: In an orgy in a dark room and am not sure what I just grabbed hold of.8:42 AM Mar 4th, 2008 from web
  8. Do you want to finger my tooth socket?8:42 AM Mar 3rd, 2008 from web
  9. Yes, it's an extender! Fantastic. That is the icing on the cake.7:03 AM Jan 21st, 2008 from web
  10. You look awful cheery on the first anniversary of your mother's death.7:03 AM Jan 21st, 2008 from web
  11. She's living with a fitness instructor, he drinks that yellow stuff in tins... He's an idiot!6:30 AM Dec 28th, 2007 from web
  12. The best thing I ever did was getting thrown out by my wife.6:29 AM Dec 28th, 2007 from web
  13. You feed beefburgers to swans!7:15 AM Dec 27th, 2007 from web
  14. Good. Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.1:10 AM Dec 27th, 2007 from web
  15. Now, self defense is not just about punching someone repeatedly in the face until they're unconscious is it?2:21 PM Dec 20th, 2007 from web
  16. @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, @dan, ! @DAN! I'll just talk to him later...11:26 AM Dec 20th, 2007 from web in reply to dan
  17. Quite frankly, you'll be picking up your teeth with a broken arm.7:13 AM Dec 18th, 2007 from web
  18. On that bombshell6:46 AM Dec 18th, 2007 from web
  19. Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak.6:03 AM Dec 18th, 2007 from web
  20. @sonya: That was classic intercourse.8:10 PM Dec 17th, 2007 from web in reply to Sonya