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@johnke Inappropriate?pshaw! Not until you're on stage rapping into the faces of all the singles whilst pointing at your crotch & new missus
i.e. parents hug child lovingly whilst loud,shouty voice in back of head screams "NANANANANA NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI!!!OH!OH!BUT THEY'RE EVIL!!"
"the boy in the striped pyjamas" is very good but unfortunately suffers from the *WW2 movie told from the POV of the Germans* problem
God-damn.Santogold's "LES Artistes" *still* makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up on its tippy toes...
@lmachen Is the family ecstatic to have left behind old testament weather conditions?are you happy to have left behind "the great one"?
@lmachen Im sure the thought of that particularly important item getting lost in transit must have caused many sleepless nights ;)
Java republic is muck. But it's coffee flavoured muck,so it just might be the difference between me killing someone & merely sobbing quietly
@nialler9 cheers, keep fighting the good fight!
First song on the new Nialler9 podcast is a cracker.
@johnke I say you should
http://tinyurl.com/6dca63//... how can this not put a smile on your face?
@lmachen you heading along tonight to Paul's going away bash?
@Dutes2k8 And catch whatever violent strain of leprosy you've got? i don't think so buddy
Things I learned over the weekend no.3-Having a tyre blow out on the motorway is scary and shouting "FUCK" repeatedly doesnt help.
Things I learned over the weekend no.2-Trying to break a bicycle D lock with a hammer is not easy.
Things I learned over the weekend no.1-The Lighthouse Cinema is a breath of fresh air. This is what a modern cinema should look like.
overheard co-worker's phone conversation: "yeah, we're in that industrial estate, up by the Brinks cash & carry...." Genius.....
@lmachen so are you all by your lonesome then apart from Paul and Martin in the IT corner?
Feeling pretty smug that I changed job at the right time. That's the 3rd FD gone outta Havok in less than 2 years .There's a lesson there...
Note to God: Ha Bloody HA HA. Driving rain in the middle of an Irish summer once again.Yeah, HILARIOUS!My sides are splitting!....Prick.
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