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  1. iPlayer on the Wii is unexpectedly good. Saved our bacon after the cable box died, anyway. about 18 hours ago from txt
  2. @grumpyjames Yeah, I had to look it up on wikipedia. I think my teachers were rather old fashioned; I still find one-one and onto easier. 8:12 AM Dec 27th from web in reply to grumpyjames
  3. @grumpyjames Don't really understand this modern -jective terminology, but isn't f(x)=floor(x)+(x-floor(x))**2 bijective? 6:32 AM Dec 26th from web in reply to grumpyjames
  4. @grumpyjames You mean Unicode char, not utf8 char, presumably? 1:39 AM Dec 26th from web in reply to grumpyjames
  5. @grumpyjames (x-floor(x)-0.5)**2 1:38 AM Dec 26th from web in reply to grumpyjames
  6. Am I the only veggie who ends up carving the turkey? Merry Christmas! 6:10 AM Dec 25th from txt
  7. @scottearle Nice :-) 4:04 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to scottearle
  8. Pantomime time! 10:50 AM Dec 21st from txt
  9. @grumpyjames Any relation to http://www.goliathcorp.com/index2.html ? 3:14 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to grumpyjames
  10. PC World refused to sell me printer paper without my name and address. So I walked out. 9:14 AM Dec 19th from txt
  11. It's snowing down on Canary Wharf. 2:54 AM Dec 16th from txt
  12. Wasted 30 mins trying to install the monstrosity that is Real Player. Then found Real Alternative and got it working in < 2 mins. Sigh. 5:00 AM Dec 13th from web
  13. Have carried home the Christmas tree and put the lights on. My duties as a Dad are complete. Kids now unleashed on the decorations. 8:00 AM Dec 12th from txt
  14. No longer sick. Worked at home anyway, as a precaution against infecting everybody else, and because it's cold out there! 1:57 PM Dec 1st from web
  15. @phil_nash Can I have a wave invite please? 1:38 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to phil_nash
  16. Sick. Unpleasant fever. Annoyed. 2:31 AM Nov 28th from txt
  17. Spent an hour struggling to remember how to write a batch file. That it should come to this! 12:00 PM Nov 27th from txt
  18. Off to ACCU conf at Bletchley Park. 11:15 PM Nov 6th from txt
  19. Jubilee Line down, DLR struggling. Not a great start to the weekend. 10:58 AM Nov 6th from txt
  20. Got my first dividend from my new company, finally. 5:26 AM Nov 2nd from txt