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alanmoyeezy

  1. @sarahsmile__ A hairy Italian baby?
  2. International Cabrewing Catastrophe of Prostitutes 2012
  3. Birdman was a male prostitute before he came a rapper
  4. @dburk18 No doubt homie. I'll be in da Ville of P from the 8th until the 17th. Or something like that.
  5. Booty shortz make an excellent substitute for underwear
  6. Blondes in sundresses you slay me
  7. @connnah @janaiahmia @chiprfisher Yes yes yes
  8. I wanna marry Shively
  9. Asians with sun umbrellas
  10. I knew you were automatically bad ass when I saw that picture on Facebook of you blowing smoke out of your mouth with a cool angle
  11. @BreakingNews BREAKING RT @kellypecjak: @alanmoyeezy spread the news! Gingers can be loved too now. And you can have sex with them. And live
  12. @HAMMER_TIME_1 @FrenchFriedRice @OlDrtyPlastered @KDix93 Wake up and let's take shots and go cabrewing boiz
  13. @kellypecjak @chelle_leigh21 I know I feel bad. I just thought that ginger racism was an idea that was never going to die. I'm a changed man
  14. @chelle_leigh21 @kellypecjak Interesting. For the longest time I thought gingers could only get with other gingers. That was racist of me
  15. @chelle_leigh21 @kellypecjak LOL how did he/she do it? Did they steal your soul? Or use devil magic? Or both?
  16. Has anyone banged a ginger and lived to tell about it?
  17. "Do you know what you do when you're blacked out?" "Umm nope."