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  1. Mike Spinelli covering for the missing Derek D. http://www.fastlanedaily.com
  2. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xek2awp5d
  3. My cat has hot spots on belly, legs, tail.
  4. 117,000 people following me on Twitter.
  5. Have you seen this yet? http://www.reelgoodshow.com
  6. http://www.reelgoodshow.com
  7. So cool to get my 8 seconds of fame
  8. Neighbor ran over sparrow with lawnmower. shredded tweet?
  9. Ah! The hissing of summer lawns.
  10. A fungus among us?
  11. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xek2a5zua
  12. Photo: Ultra Kawaii shoot in Flushing Meadows http://tumblr.com/xek2a4w97
  13. 2 movies shooting in my neighborhood today. Zero parking.
  14. Just made the list of 25 people you shouldn't follow on Twitter.
  15. "fucktard" rolls so easily off the tongue. Try it! See?
  16. Re: litterbox cleaning. I don't have cats , I have elephants.
  17. The word "fucktard" really says it all, doesn't it?
  18. Rushing to Long Island City to pick up T at Laguardia College.
  19. Zombie dance
  20. Michael Jackson to perform at his memorial service?