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alanjenson

  1. Zig & Zag doing a cover of Sabotage by @beastieboys in the style of Elvis Presley. You're welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=hVq7w2…
  2. Holy shit. Little bit of politics from Germany. #eurovision
  3. GET A FUCKING WRIGGLE ON. #eurovision
  4. Andrew Neil's cool. RT @afneil: Who's winning #eurovision. Like I care ...
  5. SOMEONE GIVE IRELAND TWELVE BLOODY POINTS SO WE CAN SEE JEDWARD GO MENTAL, PLEASE. #eurovision
  6. Fair play, Graham has been quite good this year. Has stopped the sneery shit, and made me laugh a few times. #eurovision
  7. "Host city of a less exciting international event." #eurovision
  8. Two top nerdfacts and nerdservations, there. #eurovision
  9. @cornucopiaotat I thought that. Then he returned.
  10. "You can't vote more than twenty times." Amazing. #eurovision
  11. It's Colin Farrell. #eurovision
  12. I want to go to Eurovision, please. #eurovision
  13. WINNER. Sorry, Russia. Jedward are the Bill & Ted of Eurovision. That was fabulous. #eurovision
  14. I don't like it when countries do rock at #eurovision
  15. Politics question: Why does Macedonia have the Former Yugoslav Republic bit as part of its name, then? #eurovision
  16. HE WASN'T STANDING STILL. Worst lyric/performance scandal since Charles& Eddie sang "look into my eyes" wearing dark sunglasses #eurovision