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alanhornedotcom

  1. @our_stez it’s pretty good, enjoy
  2. We are not last, mon’ the Humperdink
  3. Did that woman from Sweden actually have an English accent?
  4. Looks like Ingelbert is getting the wooden spoon, time to call it a day when Jedward get 33 times the amount of points of you at halfway.
  5. @ollieread no Ireland, no Guiness, just wouldn’t be fair.
  6. What the hell is the guy from Bosnia wearing? #eurosvision
  7. I take it back Belgium are a better country than us, we have Jedward 10 fucking points, im applying to Canada for immigration tomorrow.
  8. Belgium gave 5 points for Jedward, that whole country should be wiped from earth for that cardinal sin.
  9. @MrQwest @kersley try BF3 on hardcore team deathwatch, it’s fucking insane, rocket launchers going off like fireworks
  10. @MrQwest amaze balls, can’t wait to use that bad boy
  11. @MrQwest how do you do the muting?
  12. Why does everyone in #eurosvision sing in English?
  13. I know there was a plethora of weather app designs on @dribbble recently, but are there any nice ones actually out in the old to download?
  14. @jamesmcdonald I had 55p on a coupon that would of been worth £980, first team gubbed me, then the next 8 all came in 😥
  15. Finally got to put my feet up today #achingfeet
  16. @jamesmcdonald it’s always the way
  17. @cole007 the Tesco website is brutal, I only use the finance side, but struggle to find anything on it
  18. @DaveLincoln Ashley Young scored, I only watched twenty minutes, but that whole time England basically defended and jumped the ball up park
  19. @DaveLincoln brutal would be a compliment
  20. If the euro goes bust, do you think Facebook and Google could do a combined project and buy it?