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puts the bacon on1:52 AM Jul 18th from Tweetie
@Clydebuilt the former - often. The latter - not so much :)6:13 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to Clydebuilt
@dhmorton strange concept, but yes :) I wish @pdcawley was on here more often, but he's busy doing Perl for the BBC these days.6:05 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to dhmorton
@Clydebuilt I think I had a extant Scottish moment. I'd clearly been underperforming on my oats intake quota :)6:02 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to Clydebuilt
@ramtops @alicephilippa Porridge now scoffed. Sounds of satisfaction coming from stomach :)6:01 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
is finding it hard going learning Ruby on Rails - so many conflicting and out of date articles, no clear current howtos or best practice.5:59 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
is surprised to find that what he fancies for lunch is a big bowl of porridge.5:53 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
needs to leave, to go to an appt. Still no delivery. When will it be attempted? Experience suggests "as soon as I'm out of the house."6:37 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
realises the delivery he's waiting on wasn't guaranteed 1pm at all - which means he's completely screwed planning his day. Oops.5:36 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
couriers now 5 mins late on a "guaranteed" 1pm delivery. Typical Citylink.5:06 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
patiently waits in for City Link to deliver some stuff.4:06 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
@Clydebuilt Oh god. you're not my (taller, and more muscled) twin or something? Gin: I must bring Hendricks - you supply the cucumber *grin*5:01 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to Clydebuilt
@dhmorton ah, maybe I need to focus beyond the perceptual to the factual then. Not uncommon..4:59 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to dhmorton
@dhmorton the "often failing" problem is the main issue unfortunately :/4:43 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to dhmorton
tries to balance that he's organisationally best between 10am and 6pm, but creatively best between 8pm and 2am. And often fails.4:35 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
finally has the flash of inspiration to refactor the CV to his satisfaction. Being a night-worker is hard when the world works in daytime.3:13 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
is re-writing his resume2:34 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
Our Lady J's EP "Live From the Zipper Factory" is now on iTunes: http://tr.im/spxY - go buy it now!12:57 AM Jul 15th from tr.im
has home-made smoked trout paté. Lovely.5:12 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
@weborguk is ok here4:20 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to weborguk