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alandevey

  1. I am extremely ambitious. One day I hope to crash the Popemobile. about 11 hours ago via web
  2. Exciting new update at Home Defence - homedefenceuk.com 1:43 PM May 7th via web
  3. Next up on 'Inside Nature's Giants' - Eric Pickles... homedefenceuk.com/national_pickl… 11:10 AM Apr 18th via web
  4. Not sure how the word 'surreal' became short-hand for 'anything slightly out of the ordinary' but I don't like it. 11:18 AM Apr 12th via web
  5. ATP best things: Lost In The Trees, Sebadoh, Magnetic Fields, Scratch Acid, Low & Jeff Mangum himself. Worst thing: Bellends with hobbyhorse 10:18 AM Mar 12th via web
  6. Just requested the Metropolitan Police lend me a horse. Will keep you posted. 1:42 PM Feb 28th via web
  7. New update at HomeDefenceUK.com, have a read. 10:33 AM Feb 21st via web
  8. Dawes superb at The Windmill on Friday. And I got to hang with the Skrillex children on my way home! 11:11 AM Feb 19th via web
  9. What's your favourite type of riot? Mine is: 'Prison'. 10:44 AM Feb 5th via web
  10. Headline in Hornsey/Crouch End local paper: "Celebs Help Lost Dog To Reunite". Presumably Neil Morrissey and Simon Pegg put it back together 7:58 AM Jan 13th via web
  11. Back then it was Brett and Roth but nowadays we're all Cumberbatch or Fassbender. 11:10 AM Jan 12th via web
  12. Jan sale-slash-shameless plug: 25% off two of my books with code LULUBOOKUK305 at lulu.com... 11:01 AM Jan 11th via web
  13. I don't know whether to believe the rumour he only got married for the cake. 11:46 AM Jan 9th via web
  14. As Peter Crouch will confirm, with great height comes great responsibility. 11:18 AM Jan 8th via web
  15. Cirque de soleil last night - impressive gymnastics, nice hydraulics and also confirmed my theory that 'French comedian' is an oxymoron. 12:30 PM Jan 6th via web
  16. As my old grandmother used to say: New Year's Resolutions are the last refuge of those who have too little will power for the other 364 days 10:21 AM Jan 1st via web
  17. Massively festive goings-on over at HDUK - homedefenceuk.com. Fricking heartwarming. 12:30 PM Dec 24th, 2011 via web
  18. Apparently Luis Suarez has signed a new contract with Liverpool on a pay-per-racial slur basis... 12:26 PM Dec 24th, 2011 via web
  19. Working on final drafts of my next Tweet. Going well. Please await further updates. 10:55 AM Dec 19th, 2011 via web
  20. Good sporting weekend. Saw Farnborough FC win again yesterday and beat Kulveer Ranger at pool on Friday night. He was gutted. 5:21 AM Dec 18th, 2011 via web
  • Name Alan Devey
  • Location London
  • Web http://www.homede...
  • Bio Novelist, satirist, occasional office drone...
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