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  1. Like pan-fried calves' liver with gin and lime sauce and sweet potato and artichoke gratin and a watercress salad tonight.
  2. I feel like pan-fried calves' liver with gin and lime sauce and sweet potato and artichoke gratin and a watercress salad tonight.
  3. With the exception of the fact of his being dead, WHY WILL TV NOT GIVE JOHNNY CASH THE KIND OF SHOW we are seeing on #bbc4 right now?
  4. Maybe you're going to watch Todd Margaret in an hour on C4 or maybe you just don't enjoy laughter.
  5. Oi Marr. Lay off Lisa Stansfield's apocryphal grandmother.
  6. My source tells me that there will only be two couples left for tomorrow's Strictly, so it becomes the Christamas final by default.
  7. A sad RT: @ChambersOnline: due to office closure about ½ our staff leaving today. this is probably the final tweet. thanks for following!
  8. Okay, so morphic resogags: same hyperlocal news in tonight's gavinandstacey as three weeks ago in 30rock. Barry = Stone Mountain.
  9. Sometimes I worry that polenta was invented in the 90s to see what the UK middle classes would swallow. Then I add more cream and shut up.
  10. @mrchrisaddison You're welcome, by the way. For the chairs in the foyer cafe.
  11. Drop7 just omni-shamled my journey. If there's ever a Tontie for iPhone, I'll never be on time again.
  12. The Thames from Kew Bridge RIGHT NOW: #mapcard http://moby.to/6rh80p
  13. Perplexed as to why racist Obama image disappears from Google results when you turn _off_ SafeSearch.
  14. "Battle not with funsters lest ye become a funster." The great @tomewing starts the great Chicken Song debate. http://bit.ly/8Cl5HL
  15. @iamjamesward You are needed RT @tomewing: I have v little to say on the subject of Falco, to be honest. http://bit.ly/3uzJKN (Popular post)
  16. Mash-up artists: Would you consider doing something with Susan Boyle's Daydream Believer and Robert Wyatt's I'm A Believer please?
  17. @mrchrisaddison Also, Eric Ravilious for "punctilious". #cockneyartistslang
  18. RT @ruskin147: So identify these phones, then bid here: http://www.justgiving.com/R... http://yfrog.com/33gd4j
  19. RT @liz_buckley Next wk, scripts for the NYE ep will ruin a pub wedding @bbcnews Scripts for Xmas episodes of EastEnders stolen in burglary
  20. @kevcecil No! That's the thing! You don't need lobby access, just http://is.gd/4ZxHM and some wit. @aarons But there aren't even bad ones.