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At this rate, we should find Big Foot in no time at all. http://usat.me/?35599592about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
"Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here."1:11 PM Jul 9th from txt
I totally just updated my status.9:34 PM Jul 8th from txt
Don't Believe Everything You Read. Except My Quote The New York Times. http://post.ly/17Dn4:22 PM Jul 5th from Posterous
Finally! I can cross off "Sleep in a Wigwam" from my To Do list.6:16 PM Jul 4th from txt
Perhaps you should do something about your odor. http://tr.im/qDPl9:30 AM Jul 2nd from tr.im
What is your favorite news site and why?4:04 PM Jul 1st from txt
Q: What's skinny, nerdy, & totally out of place? A: Me shopping @HomeDepot.12:33 PM Jul 1st from txt
@scottseligman haha. At least you're consistent. See you tonight!11:54 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to scottseligman
This is officially the only time it's okay to suck. http://tr.im/qv0211:15 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
@scottseligman woah - did you just hit the jackpot?11:09 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to scottseligman
@ronhoon It's just not the same gripping a slippery piece of lettuce. You'd think I would though, being a Nutrition major at ASU.11:08 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to ronhoon
@ronhoon Absolutely. I wish this was in every restaurant. Although this will put a damper on my In-n-Out Burger addiction.9:13 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to ronhoon
@AlexisDelChiaro Perhaps you should work for the AZ Legislature. Then you'd have the day off. #azleg9:10 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to AlexisDelChiaro
Had a dream last night that I was skateboarding naked through the ASU campus. I was surprisingly good.10:11 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
Computers are back up at the Mirage. And My Bird Can Sing. #love #happy8:04 PM Jun 28th from txt
just learned that it's a MGM Grand corporate-wide computer fail since 2:15 pm today. Lots of angry non-lovey people.7:52 PM Jun 28th from txt
Apparently, in addition to LOVE, the Mirage hotel needs a more reliable computer system. #fail #chaos7:42 PM Jun 28th from txt
RIP Michael Jackson. Wish there could have been a sequel to your movie Moonwalker.4:28 PM Jun 25th from txt
Calling All Autobots: Local ER offers Transformers-brand catheters. Coupon for free popcorn if you get the XL leg bag.5:41 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie

Name Alan Bradford
Location Arizona
Web http://alanbradfo...
Bio Amazing physical stamina. Perfectly spaced-apart teeth. The voracity of a elderly nursing home resident on Free-Pudding-Cup Day. Insatiable appetite for eggnog.

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