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alanbly

  1. @harto It's called a sharp 1:45 PM May 25th via web in reply to harto
  2. @PauleyP Poor #Ducky ;( #NCIS 6:59 PM May 15th via web in reply to PauleyP
  3. Oh My God, You killed #Ducky. You bastards! #NCIS 6:57 PM May 15th via web
  4. @feliciaday Are you getting a piece of this? clockworkcouture.com/dirigible-corp… 12:16 PM May 11th via web
  5. @danteshepherd WooT a new TA! 10:39 AM May 9th via web in reply to danteshepherd
  6. @PennyRed Electronic Cigarettes will still kill you. 8:23 PM May 5th via web in reply to PennyRed
  7. One thing is clear, hate is far easier to spread on the internet 8:58 PM Mar 31st via web
  8. @NathanFillion You know lava is black right? 8:57 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to NathanFillion
  9. I'm starting to feel like I'm not mean enough for this sport 8:54 PM Mar 29th via web
  10. @ActuallyNPH 2,783,451 2:08 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to ActuallyNPH
  11. @juliewootten @Oatmeal But as a setup for the last pane it's fantastic. 1:33 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to juliewootten
  12. @bergopolis what about a young woman who never really listens to authority and isn't the person everyone thinks she ought to be is obedient? 1:57 PM Mar 26th via web in reply to bergopolis
  13. @danteshepherd don't you love it when people get the plural possessive wrong? 6:27 PM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to danteshepherd
  14. Trying to get pregnant makes every little abnormality feel like a sign from the universe, the smallest difference becomes a prognostication 8:00 AM Mar 22nd via web
  15. Citizens of the Universe: Please stop assuming that you have unmatched and unique insight into everything. Thanks! 9:18 AM Mar 8th via web
  16. The bastards just cut into NCIS:LA to talk about the republican party. Fucking Elephants 7:33 PM Feb 28th via web
  17. My mouse ran out of battery so I have to update Facebook and Twitter from my iPad. #firstworldproblems 9:39 PM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPad
  18. @natalietran Lamingtons? 10:17 PM Feb 20th via web in reply to natalietran
  19. @PauleyP Wish they hadn't forgotten that one 10:16 PM Feb 20th via web in reply to PauleyP