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  1. RAINDROP WHATTA YOU DOIN OVAH THEYA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmjjBHxhffw
  2. RT @bbcworld: An ancient "dwarf" whale fed by sucking small animals out of the seafloor mud with its short snout and tongue. http://bit. ...
  3. RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: When the fans was throwin stuff, somebody hit me n da head wit some wet peanuts, lmfao, merry twitmas evryone
  4. RT @thepandamystery: as a kid, i used to lay awake and think when was santana gonna make a poop
  5. only a bitch would cross a line that said “bitch crossing” on it
  6. Photo: via www.ljplus.ru http://tumblr.com/xcc4xr54h
  7. Photo: via jon, via http://tumblr.com/xcc4xaly5
  8. @cobradoll the 3 food groups
  9. @bastianallgeier can’t wait to see the new zootool!
  10. Photo: created by wolf dick http://tumblr.com/xcc4ufqqa
  11. just learned that there’s a thing called “scrotal tongue”. while considered normal, it DOES ABSOLUTELY LOOK LIKE A NUTSACK. you’re welcome.
  12. Photo: i like the orb had unforseen effects the explosion, although horrific, was his key to the bigtime part... http://tumblr.com/xcc4ubglk
  13. I hope Brittany had a chance to see AVATAR before she passed.
  14. listen. i’m what you’d call a two-bagger. that means you put a bag over your head in case the one on mine falls off.
  15. Trying out Droplr (http://droplr.com)
  16. RT @pathways: follow Finnish hunters as they track, hunt and train an original Father Christmas for export http://bit.ly/Fujr7
  17. i seem to have acquired quite a ’TUDE. an unearned air of entitlement if you will. may be related to my new “DEAFENING APPLAUSE” alarm clock
  18. as the inimitable bray of horst schlämmer proclaims, “yes weekend”
  19. @mdesjardins what sort of icons [LOOKS ANXIOUSLY AT OBSESSIVELY-ORGANIZED COLLECTION]
  20. wondering where all these cute hipster girls are getting their rapist glasses from. the only thing rapists give me is scabies.