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AlanaArmstrong

  1. Just posted a photo @ Williams Landing instagr.am/p/LGtxmgspwR/ about 4 hours ago via Instagram
  2. I just got into a minor car accident because I was rocking out too hard to jawbreaker and mistook the gas pedal for a bass pedal about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. Can someone give me +G in Uric Acid for my Gout score? about 20 hours ago via HootSuite
  4. Make a bone shrine out of my most shrine-worthy bones. about 21 hours ago via HootSuite
  5. It's weird to think that Everclear was a real thing that people enjoyed listening to. 12:05 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  6. A weather proofed Sega Dreamcast working promotional display with Sonic Adventure, no timer shut off of course #TombstoneIdeas 11:47 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  7. @jusfrais can ignore me all he wants but he can't ignore his own birthday. Happy birthday, gurlfren'! 11:45 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  8. My Indian name would have been Crazy Chipmunk or something. 7:56 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  9. FACT: Boys are always wrong. 7:51 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  10. You had me at "Hi haters." 6:35 PM May 24th via HootSuite
  11. I've had a terrifyingly productive day. I feel all tingly. Is that...motivation? Does motivation feel tingly? 2:00 PM May 24th via HootSuite
  12. It was really nice of me to surprise myself with that nap. 1:15 PM May 24th via HootSuite
  13. Yeah cool whatever @ ONE Restaurant/Lounge instagr.am/p/LBZG0an6ZJ/ 12:52 PM May 24th via Instagram
  14. There's a certain expectation when you turn up to One in Hazelton lane and when you're a girl that expectation is that you're a ho. 10:17 AM May 24th via HootSuite
  15. Saying 'fuck twitter' on facebook and 'fuck facebook' on twitter and posting screenshots of said incidents on tumblr then waiting for likes. 5:01 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
  16. close all the windows on your computer. one by one. as a coping mechanism for anxiety. you close each one and you realize that that is ok. 12:50 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
  17. Have a mundane observation about the weather to share; deciding which social network will be most receptive to it. I'm thinking Facebook. 12:47 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
  18. Your girl is manga and I'm straight hentai. 12:02 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
  19. Upside down cross and pentagram themed cupcakes at the bake sale #SignsOfAStrugglingChurch 11:10 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
  20. #alltimefavmovies Paris Hilton sex tape 9:00 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
  • Name Alana Armstrong
  • Location TO, Canada
  • Web http://www.warplu...
  • Bio I was born on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples.
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