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alana_g

Thank goodness for @RapGenius because I thought DJ Khaled's "Take it to the head" was about something else: rapgenius.com/670339 11:26 AM May 25th via web
Wait, there's a TV show totally unironically named "HNIC"? As in, "Hockey Night in Canada"? Canadians, is this true?? 10:25 AM May 24th via web
I challenge you to watch this without making stupefied Skip Bayless faces: RT @brianspaeth youtu.be/NFTsrds8b-4 10:19 AM May 23rd via web in reply to brianspaeth
I'm alive and apparently not roofied; thanks for checking! @babaksiavoshy @alana_g it's been four hours.... 6:38 PM May 21st via web in reply to babaksiavoshy
The seal was missing on my Trader Joe's salad. But I don't have time to get something else to eat. If this is my last tweet, send help... 2:22 PM May 21st via web
@ElleBeePea Yes, you're right, but I'm only giving you 5 internet points since you had an unfair advantage knowing that! 12:20 PM May 18th via web in reply to ElleBeePea
Bbo13 @alana_g thanks to you, I'm now 10 points closer to winning the Internet 9:27 AM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by alana_g
Congrats to BOTH @MarkHasty & @Bbo13 for guessing correctly! It's a VCR! twitpic.com/9mfr15 9:15 AM May 18th via web
If this were a laptop mailed from 2002, maybe. But no. twitpic.com/9mfr15 RT @ShirleyHuangESQ @alana_g laptop? 9:12 AM May 18th via web in reply to ShirleyHuangESQ
Good guess, but no. twitpic.com/9mfr15 RT @eastonjonfaheem @alana_g either a Nintendo 64 or a uper Nintendo. 9:11 AM May 18th via web in reply to eastonjonfaheem
NOPE. twitpic.com/9mfr15 RT @The700Level @alana_g a beeper to alert you when YO! MTV Raps is on? 9:11 AM May 18th via web in reply to The700Level
10 points if you guess what electronics item I ordered from a busted Amazon seller. twitpic.com/9mfr15 8:56 AM May 18th via Twitpic
Shout out to my cousins! All they do is Nguyen! imgur.com/VPK37 (via @brettmickelson) 7:46 PM May 16th via web
I'm in one of the new BART cars! It smells like new linoleum, which is a lot more pleasant than the usual BART smell. 8:22 PM May 14th via UberSocial
Juvenile's "She get it from her mama" is on @MTVJams right now. Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas with ass out there I guess! 2:28 PM May 13th via web
I just cut myself browsing merchandise at Toys R Us. Guess I'm not ready for the 7+ toys. 5:27 PM May 12th via UberSocial
@MTVJams and this is one of my favorites. "I put a lot of money up, I'm hatin!" 8:32 AM May 9th via UberSocial
Ayo, happy birthday to friend-in-my-head Ghostface. Your bday block is on @MTVJams right now, nahmean! 8:23 AM May 9th via UberSocial
Just woke up and Ghost is on! Thanks Professor Jams!! RT @MTVJams @alana_g got a whole Bday block for Ghost today but it's really for you 8:09 AM May 9th via web in reply to MTVJams
@MrBusby4o8 and I'm sending a big thank you to YOU, my #MTVJamsExpert friend... 8:06 AM May 9th via web in reply to MrBusby4o8

Name Alana Nguyen
Location Oakland, CA
Web http://alanag.yar...
Bio Executive Producer for SFGate.com, OG of sports blogging, fake lawyer, MTV Jams enthusiast.