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alana517

  1. Dear 30ish woman mall-goer: I feel like there's an age when it stops being appropriate to walk around sucking a lollipop. Like 10 may be. 11:26 AM May 11th via web
  2. Just now put deodorant on for today and in doing so realized I've had dried puke on my shirt all day. Mommy-hood FTW! 10:08 AM May 10th via web
  3. @redneckmommy @snarkyamber @Cecilyk Wowwww, I did not get that at ALL from what he said. 12:55 PM May 9th via web in reply to redneckmommy
  4. @Mom101 That's it. Where do you get one of these "CookieMen"? I must have one. 12:44 PM May 9th via web in reply to Mom101
  5. Just Write Tuesday wp.me/p29RcC-7I 1:40 PM May 8th via web
  6. @lifeasaSAHM Cabbage leaves in your bra. Really. 7:09 AM May 7th via web in reply to lifeasaSAHM
  7. @amalah Hey, a lot go in, do some time, and come out the other side a better baby. 2:03 PM May 3rd via web in reply to amalah
  8. "@thatkristen When you've got "Mama to two furry babies" in your Twitter bio, I'm just, yeah, no." <--- Yes, this. 8:05 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to thatkristen
  9. @TheBloggess u r amazing! Thank you for taking us all along on this journey with you. 5:09 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to TheBloggess
  10. @HeatheroftheEO Too. Much. Cute. Can't. Look. Away. 1:31 PM Apr 25th via web in reply to HeatheroftheEO
  11. @Sadandbeautiful @TheBloggess Me too! Gotta love modern technology. 7:12 AM Apr 25th via web in reply to Sadandbeautiful
  12. Chris Brown Softens His Image by Becoming an Amateur Pit Bull Breeder bit.ly/Ib9mU5 <---As if I needed another reason to dislike him. 6:32 AM Apr 25th via web
  13. @Chookooloonks @TheBloggess this makes me want to happy cry! 5:15 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to Chookooloonks
  14. Who let this woman in front of a microphone? on.msnbc.com/JoaVt7 1:51 PM Apr 24th via web
  15. @Cecilyk She almost looks like my girl. They never quite grow into their ears do they? twitter.com/alana517/statu… 11:28 AM Apr 20th via web in reply to Cecilyk
  16. @Cecilyk @TheBloggess I'm half-way through and already upset because I know it will be over too fast. 8:50 AM Apr 20th via web in reply to Cecilyk
  17. Tried to sneak in a chapter or two of @TheBloggess 's book before I left work. Nope. I'm already having to stifle laughter in the intro. 12:27 PM Apr 19th via web
  18. It's here! It's here! It's here! I am abnormally excited about this book. twitter.com/alana517/statu… 12:08 PM Apr 19th via web
  19. Cracks me up that the young assoc. I work for is forever asking me to do him a favor. Dude, I WORK for you. They pay me to do you favors. 11:47 AM Apr 18th via web
  20. Yeah, so I finally broke down and watched this: youtu.be/z0hq4bBnYIM aaand then my ovaries exploded. 10:50 AM Apr 18th via Tweet Button