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Great result! Sixth different winner in six races. #F1 27 minutes ago via web
@AussieGrit Good drive and congratulations! 28 minutes ago via web
Good grief, six cars all battling for the lead with five laps to go? Let's make more circuits like Monaco! #F1 38 minutes ago via web
No, Alan, your towels will not jump out of the washing machine and outside onto the line by themselves. Bloody motor race! #f1 about 1 hour ago via web
Perspective> RT @qikipedia: If the electromagnetic spectrum had the range of the Mississippi (2500 miles) visible light would take up 1 inch about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@sniffpetrol Fishcakes on a Sunday... you're such a traditionalist! about 1 hour ago via web in reply to sniffpetrol
Is it so wrong of me to allow myself a wry smile that the weather is better here than in Monte Carlo? #invertedsnobbery about 1 hour ago via web
sniffpetrol Things I have learned today: The Red Bull F1 team can change four tyres FASTER than I can run to the kitchen and turn two fishcakes. #F1 about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by alan_jones and 38 others
Indeed, that was close! >> RT @GrandPrixDiary: New underpants required for the Force India mechanic on the right rear.... about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Dandelions grow faster than grass. Hardly seems fair, does it? about 2 hours ago via web
A day of slobbing about, taking it easy and the Monaco GP. Get in! about 2 hours ago via web
Sorted! "@UberFacts: Regular coffee consumption has been proven to reduce the risk of mental diseases such as Dementia and Alzheimer's." about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Sgt_Rutter @NeilInnes It's possible! I'm hooked now, just in case someone had an original thought! #eurovision about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Sgt_Rutter
Anyone else watching #eurovision and playing "name the song that tune originally came from?" about 18 hours ago via web
@Sgt_Rutter I've been sucked into this #eurovision. There's a sort of disco Kate Bush on now. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Sgt_Rutter
GO Russia! #eurovision about 19 hours ago via web
@Sgt_Rutter Wales atm. Why, does it sound better in some countries? ;-) about 19 hours ago via web in reply to Sgt_Rutter
Bit of a screamer that Albanian lass, eh? #eurovision about 19 hours ago via web
@Sgt_Rutter Is there that much in the country? about 19 hours ago via web in reply to Sgt_Rutter
Now then, tonight's big question... have I the mental fortitude to watch and worse still, listen to, three hours of #eurovision ? about 19 hours ago via web