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  1. Great result! Sixth different winner in six races. #F1
  2. @AussieGrit Good drive and congratulations!
  3. Good grief, six cars all battling for the lead with five laps to go? Let's make more circuits like Monaco! #F1
  4. No, Alan, your towels will not jump out of the washing machine and outside onto the line by themselves. Bloody motor race! #f1
  5. Perspective> RT @qikipedia: If the electromagnetic spectrum had the range of the Mississippi (2500 miles) visible light would take up 1 inch
  6. @sniffpetrol Fishcakes on a Sunday... you're such a traditionalist!
  7. Is it so wrong of me to allow myself a wry smile that the weather is better here than in Monte Carlo? #invertedsnobbery
  8. Indeed, that was close! >> RT @GrandPrixDiary: New underpants required for the Force India mechanic on the right rear....
  9. Dandelions grow faster than grass. Hardly seems fair, does it?
  10. A day of slobbing about, taking it easy and the Monaco GP. Get in!
  11. Sorted! "@UberFacts: Regular coffee consumption has been proven to reduce the risk of mental diseases such as Dementia and Alzheimer's."
  12. @Sgt_Rutter @NeilInnes It's possible! I'm hooked now, just in case someone had an original thought! #eurovision
  13. Anyone else watching #eurovision and playing "name the song that tune originally came from?"
  14. @Sgt_Rutter I've been sucked into this #eurovision. There's a sort of disco Kate Bush on now.
  15. GO Russia! #eurovision
  16. @Sgt_Rutter Wales atm. Why, does it sound better in some countries? ;-)
  17. Bit of a screamer that Albanian lass, eh? #eurovision
  18. @Sgt_Rutter Is there that much in the country?
  19. Now then, tonight's big question... have I the mental fortitude to watch and worse still, listen to, three hours of #eurovision ?