alainedouard
- The customs officer's name was "Lester." He first asked me a few questions, then I showed him my bun.3:57 PM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
- When I get to the US border, I always dress up in tuxedo because the customs would never believe that I'm a real clown.3:56 PM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
- I just made eye contact with a caterpillar. Quick, somebody get him a TOO BAD. The minivan already parked on him.2:41 PM Jul 16th from Birdhouse
- Ô journée des mectons.2:07 PM Jul 14th from Birdfeed
- @lonelysandwich OLD man, you blew my sniglet today. THAT'S exactly the word I was looking for, though I have yet to find it in my papyruses.5:11 PM Jul 11th from Birdfeed in reply to lonelysandwich
- It now occurs to me that adding 'casual-' will enhance any word. Try it. Casual Jazz, Casual Unmade Bed, Casual Dirty Clothes. Whoops.4:21 PM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
- Slead (adj.) — When a person is so sleepy, it's like he's dead. Quote: "Dawg, last night, you were slead off the doorknob!" —Some Hipster.9:12 PM Jul 10th from Birdhouse
- "I want the pot. I want the whole pot. I want to spread it all in my hair. It's my pot of Vegemite. Give it to me now." #1stdraftmovielines4:45 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- "It's Bond. Gold Bond." #1stdraftmovielines2:40 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- "I'll have the glossy doggie bag please, thanks." #1stdraftmovielines2:18 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- Sometimes reading a book can become as personal and odd as removing the author's shoes. (Trust me, it gets smelly down there.)10:40 AM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
- @SeoulBrother HAPPY BERTDAY, ninja brother. On this very special day of yours, we may now use your ninjatō to slice the cake!3:55 PM Jul 2nd from Birdfeed in reply to SeoulBrother
- I like my coffee like I like my women. With the biscotti. Oh shit fuck I chipped my tooth.10:27 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Prepping for a jazz festival, here in MTL. On the menu: mullets, whippets, and duets. And trumpets. And hopefully, toilets.5:16 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- "Real artists ship," people. And here's the proof: http://birdfeedapp.com. Felicitations on shipping the beautiful Birdfeed, @buzz!10:03 PM Jun 28th from Birdfeed
- So I'm reading a book on successful screenwriting, and apparently, drama is a huge part of it. I stood up, stunned, and flipped my wig.5:23 PM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- The 'V' in v-neck stands for "Varnasramadharma", right?11:11 AM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
- "Sit down, sit down, sit down and lay around!" What a clever way to greet clients in a dental office, isn't it! OK, I'll Backstract that.10:07 AM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
- Mean Martin
#coolbandsmadeuncool7:02 PM Jun 23rd from Birdhouse
- Arching Bell & The Smells
#coolbandsmadeuncool6:37 PM Jun 23rd from Birdhouse
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