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EffingBoring
I imagine that one lady who reads the sponsors on NPR as a hot - but melancholy - robot. The way she says "dot com" breaks my heart.
about 3 hours ago
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funkatron
Rape Stove, the Stove That Rapes People
about 5 hours ago
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benfu
I'm only giving updates to friends. Add me.
01:20 PM May 13, 2008
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BobbyAndersen
Donut holes and Coca-Cola. I'm going to live *forever*
02:13 PM May 12, 2008
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sbma44
so brightkite... tells me when there are strangers nearby? so far, not really seeing the point.
05:05 PM May 12, 2008
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fritzy
It doesn't get any more casual than chicken petting.
10:23 AM May 12, 2008
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ejacqui
My cat just marked everything as read in my RSS reader. I uh, didn't need to catch up on all that stuff anyway.
11:55 PM May 10, 2008
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decklin
it is now officially the Big Gay Umbrella.
08:28 PM May 09, 2008
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coda
Every time I type "git up" I mentally append "get on up-AH!"
11:12 AM May 09, 2008
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emoglasses
When Obama wins, "capital punishment" will refer only to a beating with a sock -- filled with CHANGE.
11:11 AM May 09, 2008
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doctorlinguist
despite @funkatron offering to make out with @al3x, I will have the creme brulee for dessert.
06:26 PM May 08, 2008
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meangrape
I'm selecting count(*) from shit.
04:58 PM May 08, 2008
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benfu
I'm only giving updates to friends. Add me.
03:09 PM May 08, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Girls don't make passes at boys who package and distribute gourmet molasses.
01:01 PM May 08, 2008
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meangrape
OH: "We don't have relations with Cuba." Here I thought we'd been fucking them for decades.
10:32 AM May 08, 2008
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jwrigley
@al3x Noooo! That's my "Nicholas Cage had a son, called him Faraday" joke.... :)
05:26 PM May 08, 2008
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crystal
I'm feeling hungry head to toe.
01:39 PM May 07, 2008
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fibbery
barack obaminal snowman.
08:02 PM May 06, 2008
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coda
@al3x: I envy you your ability to tell what kind of day it is. Here in the caverns of the Financial District, stories of the Day Star fade.
06:38 PM May 06, 2008
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torrez
Pulled muscle causing head to be stuck in "Glamour Shots" position.
10:26 AM May 05, 2008
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