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akret

  1. @Spartan_Race When you coming to MN/WI?? We'll tear it up! 3:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @pattonoswalt Best 90's rock ballad is.....? 7:40 PM May 2nd via Twitterrific in reply to pattonoswalt
  3. Meeting with tax guy. Fox News is on all TVs. Kinda wish I waited to get the Obama face tattoo. 3:03 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Mouthparty #paleo twitter.com/akret/status/1… 10:09 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @ScottiePippen @Casey_OB he was nothing without Jud Buechler. 6:45 PM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Casey_OB
  6. @SethMacFarlane or if they're Sterling Archer. Danger Zone! 6:42 PM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SethMacFarlane
  7. One look at @fivepi and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes. 5:12 PM Dec 25th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @richeisen Watching No Huddle - are Mooch and Deion having a sweater fight? 7:04 PM Dec 14th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to richeisen
  9. Looking for front-end devs. Shoot me a message if you're interested. 8:20 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web
  10. @sportsguy33 If Lakers pull off both Howard and Paul, can't we just forgo the season and have a 7 game Lakers/Heat series at Rucker? 7:23 AM Dec 6th, 2011 via web
  11. Emotionally torn: Grew up in Denver but live in Minneapolis. Go Dolphins! 6:13 PM Dec 4th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. McDonalds commercials are ridiculously emasculating. I'd site specific examples but I need to draw Kelly a bath and queue up The Notebook. 2:43 PM Nov 29th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Lady in front of me at Target is buying a steak and The Outsiders on DVD. I'm not as weirded out as I probably should be. 5:47 PM Nov 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Anyone want to sell their 1st gen ipad? 7:37 AM Nov 25th, 2011 via web