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akpimages

  1. @ArtLessOrdinary ahh we do that...
  2. @realchrisday Marks my words, make the buggers pay!
  3. @ArtLessOrdinary No they're being packed into small containers, labelled cat food and distributed throughout Ireland...
  4. @realchrisday I'm surprised, you'd have thought Europe would have wanted to lumber us with paying for next years event...
  5. @rechead me too. Neighbours alarm is going off now! There's never an Ent around to turn a house into a pile of rubble.
  6. @realchrisday damn.
  7. @rechead We like Ents. Ents rule.
  8. @Yodatheoak no, now watching Dara on BBC 2.
  9. @Andy_Dutton He does keep appearing, like a dog shit on the lawn that you keep having to remove...
  10. @realchrisday what channel, please don't only let it be on sky!
  11. @rechead the team in silver and gold metalwork, the black metal team sucks.
  12. @Yodatheoak thank you channel 4, saved from a fate worse than... No cant think of anything worse than #eurovision
  13. @Yodatheoak Never seen a female Orc... Never want to!
  14. @realchrisday call it a laptop bag, then all the techies will be following you... Hmmm bad idea, forget that one.
  15. @Yodatheoak but were then ejected!
  16. @realchrisday oh indeed, they'd have to check between their roots.
  17. @rechead ouch!
  18. @rechead Hahahahahahaha
  19. @realchrisday I'm with the Ents, I don't think they sing... Fingers crossed.
  20. @rechead oh now you want an Ent, ramp one minute Ent the next!