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Dear Sony:
If I have to download a 234 MB update for a game that I've only just bought, at least let me fucking do it in the background!!!5:27 AM Nov 27thfrom web
All of the e-mail messages I've sent today have been so caustic, some recepients may have had to call Tech Dept to have their PCs replaced.11:16 PM Nov 24thfrom web
One of the idiots who work in my branch just muttered a complaint about how the glue he was using was "so sticky".7:44 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Not on top form this morning. Am incorrectly puncutating my snide e-mail messages.5:13 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
FYI: Just because I tolerate your smoking doesn't mean I'm not quietly thinking that you're a complete idiot for doing it. Comprenez-vous?12:47 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie