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  1. In serious iPhone withdrawal.
  2. My Notes are on fire this morning!
  3. @samariak YOU WON'T GET, NO SLEEP TONIGHT!
  4. AMERICAN APPAREL!
  5. Biggg Breakfasttt...
  6. @nicktz It's not all it's cracked up to be.
  7. Dear Sony: If I have to download a 234 MB update for a game that I've only just bought, at least let me fucking do it in the background!!!
  8. Popeye's for Thanksgiving!
  9. Not wearing socks may have been a mistake.
  10. @enidsera Expensive leh.
  11. @Nelsie Welcome to dog ownership! Hey, is she the same breed as Midget?
  12. Bengawan Solo's crazy if they think that this "swirl of chocolate" in their Marble Cake is anywhere near "decadent".
  13. @enidsera Wow, how long does the invite take to travel across the Net? I haven't received anything yet!
  14. @enidsera I'll take one, if there's any left. About time I found out what all the fuss was about.
  15. @samariak For now.
  16. @hanibunny WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
  17. All of the e-mail messages I've sent today have been so caustic, some recepients may have had to call Tech Dept to have their PCs replaced.
  18. One of the idiots who work in my branch just muttered a complaint about how the glue he was using was "so sticky".
  19. Not on top form this morning. Am incorrectly puncutating my snide e-mail messages.
  20. FYI: Just because I tolerate your smoking doesn't mean I'm not quietly thinking that you're a complete idiot for doing it. Comprenez-vous?