Profile_bird

Hey there! akkyloo is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving akkyloo's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

akkyloo

  1. At christmas party at the watergate. Feel underdressed as forgot to wear my wire. Did however remember ski mask.
  2. Nas is in the building. Am currently standing with his posse.
  3. @maureenjohnson Was planning on running out to buy a new phone as mine too has gone squish, but now fear for safety of my office bldg.
  4. @fingida "Men who stare at goats." Entire plot in title.
  5. #questionyouhate the one that always comes up at Christmas party: So... you've settled down yet? Why settle, I say? I'm going big!
  6. @nprscottsimon please call reference librarian to fact check all tweets. Jaguars and wildebeasts don't actually share a neighborhood.
  7. Anne Rice: Twilight is Jane Eyre. Really? Way too much literary credit I feel.
  8. Its a long commute in cowboy boots
  9. warming up my bowling arm. It's staff night out at Lucky Strike lanes, and I will bring the pain.
  10. is struggling through a book on illiteracy. there has to be a joke in that somewhere.
  11. Is taller than madelein albright. Strange comparison, i know, but thats sadly all i can think while standing next to her
  12. startled with realization that clubkids are shallow. You'd think the copious amounts of hair gel would have tipped me off sooner.
  13. just spent 30 min trying to direct message @nprscottsimon. have not succeeded. am ashamed old man has better twitter skillz than i do.
  14. will be hosting #nprinternedition with the spectacularly awesome Brian Reardon. @nprscottsimon, you better watch yoself.
  15. Is riding high in the host chair.
  16. http://bit.ly/h6lNd forget Oprah, flashmobs make me happy 20000+ can organize for something other than war: dancing.
  17. At so-called staff 'retreat'. Feel like have stumbled onto episode of 'the office,' awkward glances and all.
  18. Father's childhood advice of 'never eat anything larger than your own head' be damned. Bring me another burrito!
  19. Fund-raising season coming up. Doesn't look good in this economy. Suggested interns organize a carwash. Heck, we only need $8M.
  20. Weekend Edition staff is arguing over what exactly a mobius strip is. The debate could go on forever....