@Mr_Sterling I don't have any bacon. Or avocados. Or eggs. I am truly in hell!

@Mr_Sterling I am truly in hell!

Suddenly craving pot roast. Do I have a fever?

Suddenly getting my ass kicked by this cold. I'm flat.

@bagofmice I just recursed… in my pants.

@bagofmice I hope not.

If you need encouragement for everything you do, you will most likely find yourself doing nothing but seeking encouragement.

The Worst Book Ever is ‘Moon People’ « PWxyz blogs.publishersweekly.com/blogs/PWxyz/20…

Ben Gazzara, actor of stage and screen, dies at 81 - @nytimes nyti.ms/zxwhJd

'Time Time (pronounced tuh-MAY tuh-MAY)'? Really? GTFO.

@PainBurr Also the Voyagers. @bagofmice @bubbavarmint

I was thinking I was going to be irritated by Valentine's Day because of you know but then realized that I simply don't care.

Brooks' Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. #truth

@geekandahalf I'm glistening. @shelnew19

@geekandahalf I'm down with my wig getting flipped. @shelnew19

@geekandahalf HECK YEAH @shelnew19

@bagofmice Spotify?

Wandering around Pike Place looking for lunch. It's a gorgeous day. I'm reminded of why I adore this city.

Four Alamaailman Vasarat albums on iTunes. Exxxcellent.

Holy crap. I totally forgot about Alamaailman Vasarat. This is what happens when you stop pirating music and forget to make a list.