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  1. Coffee God, please work your magic. The desire to hibernate is overwhelming. #ourlordandsaviourcaffine 11:07 PM Jan 5th from Tweetie
  2. Work done for four blessed days. Shame the last three have been a clusterfuck most epic. I have the eyes of a smack addict. #cometobedeyes 6:20 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
  3. Freezing my tits off. My nips could cut glass. In other news, the 'tash is nicely trimmed. Maybe I should preverse all the bodyhair I can... 1:44 PM Dec 15th, 2009 from Tweetie
  4. Day of film! Where the Wild Things are in the morning, Rachel Getting Married in the afternoon. Both excellent at what they do, I feel. 4:50 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from Tweetie
  5. Once I've adjusted to 3 a day and the cravings don't force me to set children on fire I'll knock it down to 2 for a week and so on and so on 11:20 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  6. Fag Watch begins today! I'm cutting down to 3 a day with the intention of quitting completely by my 25th birthday in March. CAN IT BE DONE? 11:18 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  7. Regularish lunchtimes are a beautiful thing. You get to perv on the same people every day. 3:52 AM Dec 10th, 2009 from Tweetie
  8. Lost most important part of ticket, had to pay £55 to get from Manchester to Glasgow. FFFFFFFFFFML 5:57 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from Tweetie
  9. @Jimbo_130186 These Twitter zingers really need some work, my friend. Not up to your usual stanard. 4:12 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to Jimbo_130186
  10. @concretebadger Yesss, likewise. Really should get caught up with them and see what the chat is. 3:18 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to concretebadger
  11. The journey back to Glasgow begins. Please please please let it be smoother than the trip coming. I'm totally braindead this morning. 2:43 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from Tweetie
  12. London yesterday was wunderbar even though I spent my balls off. Back to Glasgae tomorrow, might see a cheeky film in the PM to celebrate 12:58 PM Dec 4th, 2009 from Tweetie
  13. It's funny the things you see when forced to wait at a village bus stop for 40 minutes. 10:57 AM Dec 1st, 2009 from Tweetie
  14. @owen_s I didn't realise you were a Gentleman GaGa fan. 10:06 AM Nov 22nd, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to owen_s
  15. Watching Newsnight Review try to discuss Modern Warfare 2 was predictable/hilarious. Only one of the panel actually played the bloody thing 4:34 PM Nov 15th, 2009 from Tweetie
  16. Nothing will be done today because it all involves me sitting up in bed, thus becoming cold. Masturbation & sleep it is, then. 7:57 AM Nov 14th, 2009 from Tweetie
  17. Awoke at 5:30am to get package from mail depo (fu, royal mail). Currently sitting on bed in a duvet cocoon planning method of attack. Cold. 10:14 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from Tweetie
  18. Frightened Rabbit in Edinburgh today. We're going through earlier to sample the city's many culinary delights... and judge the boho twats. 1:30 AM Oct 21st, 2009 from web
  19. Watched both Mesrines this eve. The Godfather comparisons are deeply misguided, but it is very entertaining. Wished it dug deeper, though. 4:07 PM Sep 25th, 2009 from Tweetie
  20. @bateszi Noo, wallow in the gloom. It's the only way to experience its brilliance. 2:27 PM Sep 22nd, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to bateszi