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  1. "One if by land and two if by sea," and yet, #1 is the liquid and #2 the solid. I guess somebody wasn't thinkingabout 24 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. shit shower n shave: the perfect way to start the day.6:14 AM Jul 15th from Twitterrific
  3. thanks to iPhone cut n paste, I now bring to you: http://bit.ly/aZm3c the Bristol Stool Health scale!! love this7:02 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
  4. and now! now I bring you a 3 on the Bristol Stool Health Scale, accompanied by a summary of the last 24 hours!10:24 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
  5. this morning I forgot to tweet cuz I was busy waddling into the kitchen desperately searching for any semi-soft paper-based material10:23 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
  6. last night I tweeted the tweet that couldnt be read. cuz it wasnt written. cuz despite my best efforts there was nothing to tweet about10:21 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
  7. what did frank Sinatra tweet when he was sitting on the can? doo doo, doo doo, doo doo11:24 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
  8. delivering a nice big early morning tweet without any coffee even ... not a solid waste of time :)7:38 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
  9. between @twoop @twooping and @twooped the act of tweeting while pooping seems grammatically cornered.6:03 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
  10. "Who's woods these are I think I know / He won't mind if I pop a squat by the side of the road ..."5:05 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
  11. would you say twitter is kind of like the Duchamp urinal of media technology? @museummodernart @metmuseum @brooklynmuseum #poop #twooping7:01 AM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
  12. @Mortythemouth likewise, I've always prefered Gobots to Transformers. Although I did tweet about optimus prime last summer.6:56 AM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to Mortythemouth
  13. @speakermouth hey that's me!10:41 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to speakermouth
  14. anyway this morning I deliver to you a highly charged electrified and electrifying post.6:45 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
  15. didn't tweet my encore performance yesterday because my phone battery died right as I was typing!6:37 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
  16. oh Monday after holiday weekend: I greet you with a tweet to restore my bowels and my mind to their normal operating function.6:34 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
  17. so many people around yesterday and i was so rushed to git er done before the fireworks show I forgot to tweet my own bombastic performance11:20 AM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  18. @Mortythemouth thanks morty for the mention! there are actually many but I am the first!10:48 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to Mortythemouth
  19. I chuckle a little to myself everytime I goto twitter.com and it prompts me to "log" in. oh I'll log in alright. and I'll tweet all about it1:32 PM Jul 1st from web
  20. @sternshow yo for the record, i'm the original twittershitter. check the dates. don't listen to all these twooping assholes.8:40 PM Jun 30th from web
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  • Bio i think twitter is kinda shitty. i only post while/about pooping
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