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  1. @Mathewh The crumbs in my keyboard imply that I do.
  2. Between me and my keyboard are some cookies... now, less cookies.
  3. Two kids, ToysRUs, left without spending any money or a tantrum... probably took a huge withdrawal on the karma bank for that.
  4. How can Twitter be over capacity, I still have tweets left?
  5. My wife's instructions of "be discrete and use a tissue" were meant to apply to my oldest picking his nose, until I spoke up.
  6. @GPappalardo What's your email address? :)
  7. To skip the hassle I bought 20 years worth of Christmas presents in 1996. So, Furbys and Vuarnet sunglasses for everyone! (again)
  8. (Crying Loudly) "Daddy, my computer won't turn OFF!" Aww, his first computer tears.
  9. I am a bit ticked off that Favrd shutdown before I could see who won.
  10. Potty training is the most frustrating thing ever. But I know if I keep at it, I'll eventually get it. Er, I mean he, he'll get it...
  11. Today more than most I wish I had cable to watch football.
  12. @britl Probably because they hate their jobs, customers, and trays.
  13. How long before this Favrd thing enters the pantheon of "where were you when?" events?
  14. Some creepy guy cleaning up at the grocery store offered my son a lollipop. I declined, and he seemed put off. Uncomfortable experience.
  15. Now that Favrd is gone I can return to pretending that my comments on Twitter are relevant and funny. #thankyoutextism
  16. This Dinosaur Train show is a perfect way to teach my kids about anachronisms.
  17. Google wave would be more useful if I got an email when someone sends me a new wave.
  18. Does anyone have a Sony MHSPM1/V Webbie HD Camera? I want to film Christmas memories.. and I'm cheap.
  19. @Lybbe If you can believe it... we are going grocery shopping.
  20. "You can't go out wearing no pants and one of Mommy's shoes!" Why not, I ask my son inquisitively.