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@NormanFroscher I'm afraid the flash from the camera would dissolve the remaining strings completely. :D about 14 hours ago via web in reply to NormanFroscher
I guess I need to go shopping because it seems my underwear are nothing but a series of holes held together with strings and elastic. #Sad about 14 hours ago via web
Ooooh, Doppelgangland! One of my favorite episodes ever. #Buffy about 18 hours ago via web
It's so cute how you still assume I care what you think. about 19 hours ago via web
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@redneckmommy Really that depends on the old people in question. ;) 10:25 AM May 19th via web in reply to redneckmommy
Troy and Abed in the MORNING! 10:23 AM May 19th via web
@KimmyVille I follow you for the same reason! :) #FollowEveryDay 8:59 PM May 14th via web in reply to KimmyVille
@FemaleProdigy I KNOW! I don't have cable tv though...I just now found it on #hulu! :) LOOOVE 8:59 PM May 14th via web in reply to FemaleProdigy
How did I not know about #TheGuild?? @FeliciaDay and @WilW in a kilt. SCORE. 8:02 PM May 14th via web
Blowin' in the wind isn't all it's cracked up to be. Is all I'm saying. 7:22 PM May 14th via web
Instead of "do bears shit in the woods?" I've decided to start saying "does Aquaman shit in the ocean?" #trendsetter 5:52 AM May 11th via web
@ShannonRenee I guess the future anthropologists will tell us, won't they??? :) heee 2:55 PM May 10th via web in reply to ShannonRenee
I'm not a packrat or hoarder, I'm a preservationist for future generations of cultural anthropologists. 1:14 PM May 10th via web
@Illig haha! And I will do the same for you. :D 3:40 PM May 6th via web in reply to Illig
@PhilInzinga The poor pioneers just had to suck on salt-covered agave leaves. Damn shame. ;) 3:34 PM May 6th via web in reply to PhilInzinga
@NormanFroscher Variety is good too, in coffee and men. ;) heee 1:53 PM May 6th via web in reply to NormanFroscher
@NormanFroscher Barks at neighbors? WIN! I'll take it. :) 1:51 PM May 6th via web in reply to NormanFroscher
I like my coffee like my men: tall, extra hot, and a little bitter. 1:27 PM May 6th via web

Name Girl, Inappropriate
Location OkieLand
Web http://brain-soup...
Bio Less crazy than Gary Busey. Single mom of twins. Browncoat. iRadio host. Bullshit caller. Anti-cool. And prettier than a sackful of squashed asses.