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  1. i love my big dork husband!
  2. @hzell KRISTA DATE
  3. @hzell this had better be trashy or i'll feel left out
  4. @swtshopper i do
  5. @swtshopper work out in the morning?
  6. @hzell (shit i just added another cliche to your arsenal...)
  7. @hzell i would pissed if someone told me to WORK ON MYSELF. ew. love you, heather. you'll find what you need when you least expect it...
  8. @hzell don't you mean she just don't fit in, Y'ALL?
  9. @hzell @jordanabanana @rachieann if y'all have an office building i can totally supply y'all with some toilets.
  10. @rachieann thank you ma'am <33
  11. @rachieann usually they accompany it but not tonight! must be all the food i ate yesterday, ew.
  12. @swtshopper no baby. NO BABY.
  13. @rachieann stop it now you are scaring me. except jeez, i'm TOTALLY not pregnant.
  14. @rachieann NOOOOO that is horrible.
  15. @rachieann that would be a big baby...
  16. @rachieann i just get randomly nauseous...usually it's because of a headache but lately it's just for no reason. like once a week.
  17. @rachieann i would have been pregnant like the last few years? ;)
  18. twitter, i'm pukey again. why like once a week? what's going on?
  19. @hzell oooh shiny!
  20. thinking of maybe crawling back into bed?