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@Kimberle actually I was only guessing because, you know, I don't cook. :) about 16 hours ago from web in reply to Kimberle
@Kimberle put it in the roasting pan and THEN put it in the fridge? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to Kimberle
@megfowler GO GO GODZILLA! :D about 20 hours ago from web in reply to megfowler
@megfowler I just want to control my appetite before I eat like... New York or something. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to megfowler
@megfowler Self-loathing is a concept I'm familiar with. :) Not everyone has a healthy self-image! OORRRR the motivation to fix it. heehee! about 20 hours ago from web in reply to megfowler
@JamiMiami Then I'll send you some for your birthday next year. hehehe about 20 hours ago from web in reply to JamiMiami
@megfowler See? The end result is the same! :) about 20 hours ago from web in reply to megfowler
@JamiMiami Our GS troop doesn't get to sell until the end of JANUARY. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to JamiMiami
@megfowler Only if I can filter out all the people who must tweet every meal they ever eat or make. It makes me too hungry. Then I eat=FAT. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to megfowler
I can tell it's Monday by the diabolical feeling I had when I woke up this morning. about 20 hours ago from web
@jerseymomma it is NOT JUST YOU. Is all I'm saying. ;) 4:08 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jerseymomma
@jerseymomma haha! You just described about 2/3 of the douchebags on twitter. 2:13 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jerseymomma
@jerseymomma @JayHMT everyone's got a talent. :D 2:13 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jerseymomma
@jerseymomma Who we goin' after? 1:43 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jerseymomma
@megfowler actually @pprlisa is the pink. I have you with purple. heehee! 1:41 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to megfowler
@megfowler well of course I print out my entire tweet stream every day, you know! Then I make notes. With highlighters. :) 1:39 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to megfowler
In my tweet stream yesterday, FINALLY something with meaning: "You don't have to be a part of EVERY twitter conversation". #excellentadvice 1:29 PM Nov 22nd from web
Wow, it's pretty arrogant to assume that people remember every inane thing you every say or write. 1:15 PM Nov 22nd from web
@LorettaK HAHAHA! DO IT! Far from the world below. UP where the clear winds blow! 6:13 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to LorettaK
@HeatherShorter haha! Let's blame jami for it. :D We missed you! Show was fun - I was into the wine. heeeeee 5:17 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to HeatherShorter

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Name Girl, Inappropriate
Location OkieLand
Web http://brain-soup...
Bio These tweets may cause some side effects, including itchy eyes, irritable bowels, and inadvertent irony. Also I'm prettier than a sackful of squashed asses.

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