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ajventer

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  2. 20 yrs ago a headmaster at my school told us: "Don't play video games -foreign things are bad. Be pure in ur culture." #themorethingschange
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  4. @HellsBells1313 @madgurl69 @MJSmith91 @uptownchic21 nah, I just came up with it today. But you haven't played !
  5. @sznq one word: Enron. :P
  6. @MJSmith91 sure thing, enjoy the funnies meantime :P oh... scary how good I am at this... @HellsBells1313 @madgurl69 @uptownchic21
  7. @sznq I would say government and businesses both have terrible accounting for the exact same reason: it's easier to hide corruption.
  8. @sznq don't imagine that profit motives make things better. Business frequently have horrible accounting too. Easier to defraud people with.
  9. @madgurl69 @MJSmith91 @uptownchic21 @FemmeZA @HellsBells1313 #ifimadeaporno ANALize This !
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  16. @MJSmith91 @HellsBells1313 @madgurl69 @uptownchic21 let's play #ifimadeaporno Just try to come up with the best possible titles.
  17. rm -fr ~/SOURCE : for those times when you rapidly need to turn 50 critical bugs into just ONE critical bug.
  18. Being the most honest politician in South Africa is like being the best-tasting turd in the longdrop.
  19. @kelli217 erm why don't you ask her ? @madgurl69