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  1. @Goose yeah! I have only read The Road and No Country For Old Men. Of the two, the Road is the most upbeat.
  2. Picked up Blood Meridian and got The Wire Season Four in the mail. I'm excited to be depressed later!
  3. Fact: Bruce Banner stays home on Black Friday because he'll Hulk out in the Best Buy parking lot and ruin his car. Also, he's fiction.
  4. There is no deal that is worth all this day after thanksgiving bullshit.
  5. RT @MJMcKean: RT @ChrisWillman The funniest business e-mail exchange of all time: http://bit.ly/6yDXfi
  6. Transformers 2: one robot testicle joke too many.
  7. RT @scharpling: Just reposted the first chapter of FUEL DUMP over at @FuelDumpNovel, the new home of my Twitter novel. A chapter a day, ...
  8. This year we're taking the Indians side on Thanksgiving-telling some white people to f-off and then asking if they want to double down.
  9. There is a show called Bathtastic! (The "!" is theirs).
  10. @scharpling I've been calling my dog jazz fart all day. Both of us wish I would stop (I can't stop). #jazzfart
  11. I think that Lori from Miami is kind of mean. #thebestshow
  12. @WadetoBlack No. No, it does not. I only know him because someone told me he took peyote and then talked to dogs and lizards. Yay drugs!
  13. @WadetoBlack I'm a modern day Carlos Castaneda.
  14. RT @jonwurster: Jazz fart.
  15. I'm taking tomorrow off. I'm going to embark on a period of self discovery and video games.
  16. They changed cookie brands in the vending machine. So I put my fist through it.
  17. RT @scharpling: TONIGHT: A SIX HOUR THE BEST SHOW ON WFMU! What will happen? I DONT KNOW! But we'll find out together! 8-11 PM EST wfmu.org
  18. I just sneezed and my arm went numb, that's cool, right?
  19. @morgan_murphy For the full experience you should stay at The Oakwood. It's 25% sad, 25% horrible, and 50% child actor headshots.
  20. RT @PFTompkins: SEATTLE! I will make the rain go away! // RT @Trevismellon: Trying to make 300 by next Tuesday! http://bit.ly/5gPDqU RT!