ajlobster
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Isaac Asimov has mistaken my breasts for planets and is trying to land on them and establish a colony and live there the rest of his life
about 11 hours ago
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this trumpet makes you mine, girl
about 12 hours ago
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EPIC FUCKING KEY CHANGE
about 17 hours ago
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@ I want to grab a @ Frosty and dip my whole face into it.
about 19 hours ago
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I don't want to get married, I just want an elaborate viral video proposal that makes people feel like no one will ever love them that much
about 21 hours ago
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Honoring our nation's defenders through footwear
about 21 hours ago
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1:40 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to robotkat
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This dude's shirt just says "Chicago baseball". Pick a side, man
1:39 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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The teen boys at the UES shake shack look as though they have been assembled by Central Casting to play Teen Boys at UES Shake Shack
1:31 PM May 25th
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@ THERE IS A SHAKE SHACK IN DUBAI. Of course there is, I guess, it's Dubai.
10:57 AM May 25th
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in reply to CostaNoble
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Perhaps @ and I can collaborate. + = Star Trek Hottness forever
10:52 AM May 25th
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@ I think if you, me, @ and THA DRE all got together we could pull some strings.
9:50 AM May 25th
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in reply to ryanberdan
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@ my loyalties are with @ but I'm sure Rita works it out. I wonder what the line at Shake Shack looks like...
9:49 AM May 25th
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in reply to CostaNoble
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I just realized how weird a concept frozen custard must be to people who are only familiar with regular custard.
8:37 AM May 25th
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@ it says so in the journal sentinel!! I'm thinking of trying to get an old yearbook to verify. I must have some clout as editor.
5:59 AM May 25th
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in reply to ryanberdan
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there's a gremlin on the wing, everyone but you is a pig person, or you finally have all the time in the world
9:20 PM May 24th
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@ this made me laugh more than it should have. See you soon? Miss your face. And hair. But mostly your face.
9:19 PM May 24th
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in reply to jojolurie
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Wait. @ went to my high school? Or I guess I went to *his*? We could have been gossiping about Mr. Carpenter this whole time?!
8:06 PM May 24th
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@ that's how I saw it too and I was SO happy. Good work, zombie arm.
7:07 PM May 24th
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in reply to LauraSterritt
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“@: @ This response is excellent ” - norm macdonald continues to rule
7:06 PM May 24th
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- Name Anna Jayne
- Location Queens
- Web http://sttngfashi...
- Bio Always test new shoes to see if you can run to catch the bus in them. If you can, great. If you can't, there will always be another bus.
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