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  1. Keep meaning to write about Obama's bow-gate. B/ George Washington was a huge bower. It was crazy Thomas Jefferson who started shaking hands
  2. Just took the kids to Benihana for dinner. Never again will I eat a meal unless it's accompanied by juggling and percussive pepper shakers.
  3. Press release I just got: Actor I've never heard of recommends band I've never heard of. I'm old! (Michael Welch and Like a Storm, fyi)
  4. @jessicakleekamp -- see you soon! A three hour drive? I hope I'm worth it. I'll bring my tap shoes
  5. Did an event in Dallas last night. Met a woman who owns the largest home bowling alley in USA. Four lanes. They like em big in Texas!
  6. In Houston to give a talk. Last time I was here I got chased out by a hurricane. Today, there's a gentle breeze. Progress!
  7. Just did a kidney foundation fundraiser w/ childhd crush Valerie Bertinelli. Exhausted from the effort required not to mention said crush.
  8. Just got off a plane to Phoenix. The guy next to me had a Walkman -- the cassette kind. I'm surprised he was on a plane and not a Zeppelin.
  9. While we're on the topic, I also have my issues with Curious George. Intellectually Curious George would be fine.
  10. Just read The Cat in the Hat to my kids. I used to be on the cat's side. Now, I'm 100 percent pro-Fish. The fish is my new hero.
  11. At the event in Phillie, the audience tried some radical honesty. There were tales of shoplifting and bedwetting. Scandalous!
  12. Also, I'm in Philly. I'll be speaking at the First Person Arts Festival Saturday night at 7 pm. Free snacks! (If you bring them yourself)
  13. Went to Mac genius bar. Guy said using $ sign can raise red flags w/ spam filters. So from now on, all my bizness will be in pesos and zloty
  14. My niece's bday today. 5-y-old kids going after pinata loot=tiger sharks attacking a seal carcass. Scary. Discovery Channel needs 2 film it.
  15. My sons went as Mario and Luigi from Nintendo. When I was 5, I could have gone as the paddle from Pong, and that's it. Times was tough.
  16. Took a plane to Albany and got a gorgeous view of a vast sea of red and orange trees. Thank you lack of chlorophyll!
  17. My productivity tip #432 -- disable incoming email, but enable outgoing email. It's working. Sort of. A little bit anyway.
  18. Thx 2 the Honolulu reader for the 10 Commandments in Hawaiian pidgin (1. God is numbah one; 7. No go moemoe with yo' bradah's wahine. etc.
  19. @steph_pomp Ha! What was the fact you stated to your professor?
  20. thanks to Amazon's delivery system. A reader gave my Bible book five stars because it arrived 'superfast.' I'll take my stars anyway I can