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  1. Don't you hate deleting your Twitter a/c & restoring it a month later to find your earlier followers discussing how much of a jerk you were?
  2. Who else thinks that "Pinkertons" sound more like the name of a gay fraternity than that of a detective agency?
  3. @Toujours_Diva That was a nice article. Thanks for sharing. Totally explains why I am having so few followers.
  4. @MonikkaB Thanks for the recipe.
  5. New year's resolution: Give up checking FavStar to see who favourited my tweets recently. Like who am I kidding.
  6. Drafting a letter to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, threatening to kill all of its members if *I* don't get the Nobel Peace Prize next year.
  7. @mujib You made me commit the sin of envy.
  8. Seems like there's a solution that involves the cosine of (pi/6). Yup, I'm awesome at pseudo-math.
  9. Working on a solution to square the circle. Seems easier than asking that hot girl at my office out.
  10. People who think in less than 140 characters are the shallow types. Aren't they?
  11. If it weren't for this new [bleep] censorship mechanism of Twitter, I could tell all of you [bleep] to [bleep] my [bleep].
  12. If only there was an app for blocking people who made lame "There's an app for that" jokes.
  13. My girlfriend suggested that we see other people, but I am comfortable with the life in this bunker.
  14. Deep sea creatures. Some with strips of VIBGYOR flash-lights. Some that emit mini fireworks. WTF, Discovery Channel?
  15. Thanks to my wife, I no longer consider being bossed around at work a problem at all.
  16. My life coach told me to live like every day is the last day of my life. Great! So now I can just stay on the couch and booze the whole day.
  17. Everybody is living under some or other kind of self-delusion. The delusion of love, the delusion of freedom, the delusion of pride.
  18. The itch is gone, but so has my dignity.
  19. Sleep comes when I rise from bed, and goes when I lie down again. WTF, sleep?
  20. My delusional neighbour believes that he is Santa Claus. I'm tired of trying to stop my elves from making fun of him.