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ajhmurray

  1. @PippaMusgrave1 oh not that's computer error that one. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PippaMusgrave1
  2. @JasonBCFC_UFC if you book ahead and carefully not really about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JasonBCFC_UFC
  3. @JasonBCFC_UFC two and a half hours about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JasonBCFC_UFC
  4. @DINOSAURACE you're the expert about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DINOSAURACE
  5. @Fitrixtweets not on this occasion about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Fitrixtweets
  6. @pete_mccarthy yes about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pete_mccarthy
  7. Argh! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @supertaff102 oh heavens about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to supertaff102
  9. @Si_J_King @historyneedsyou well yes rapid advance into Belgium followed by collapse back. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Si_J_King
  10. @SockedKiwi will be lighting mine shortly about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SockedKiwi
  11. @DaveF1975 love it! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DaveF1975
  12. @scaryduck ha about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to scaryduck
  13. @Dempsey4444 this great news about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Dempsey4444
  14. @elJukes well yes about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to elJukes
  15. So the people in the Specsavers ad who end up on the aircraft carrier: they’re blind idiots, right? about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. @azaleio what? They’re delicious. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to azaleio
  17. Hypnotised by the cricket. Who’s going to cook lunch? about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. 300-4! Wobbly moment! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. @olicollett yeah about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to olicollett
  20. @JaneyGodley watching cricket about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JaneyGodley