ajgentile
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... Monday I'll be reading "Prince Charming" for Disney. Somewhere out there, my last 8 GFs just threw up. ;-)
10:39 PM Nov 21st
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... The Onion now officially more accurate than the White House's Recovery.org website. Sigh.
12:26 PM Nov 17th
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... a recent poll:14% of Californians are happy with the state gov't. In other news: 14% of Californians are morons.
6:26 PM Nov 10th
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@ ... food delivery is now a "career". Yay stimulus!
6:26 PM Nov 10th
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.... pilot overshoots airport by 150 miles because he was on his laptop in the cockpit and lost track of time. Damn you, Facebook.
12:05 PM Oct 26th
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... the new Bob Dylan comedy Christmas album is hilarious! Love it! Never laughed so hard! ... What do you mean it's not comedy? Oh. Yikes.
7:17 PM Oct 24th
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@ ... and life, sir, is Bacon.
7:13 PM Oct 24th
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@ ... youbetchersweetass.
7:13 PM Oct 24th
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... Gov't sponsored flu vaccination? No thanks. The only swine going in my body is bacon. Mmmmm... virulicious...
1:05 PM Oct 13th
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... sweeeeeeeeep. 8 more to go, Yanks.
7:35 PM Oct 11th
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... put .25 in a gum ball machine: won a Peace Prize! Box of Cracker Jack: a Peace Prize! In my Fruity Pebbles: Peace Prize! Peace is easy!
11:42 AM Oct 9th
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@ ... at least you have the trees to distract you from the mountain lions, scorpions and, oh yeah, rattlesnakes. :-\
2:39 PM Oct 4th
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... just got an email from the Nigerian consulate. Srsly?? That scam is SO 2002. At least change it to Kenya. Then I might send the $3 mil.
2:38 PM Oct 4th
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@ ... "anal" would certainly boost your follower count. Just ask Mr. Buttse Xavier.
2:33 PM Oct 4th
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... I like "Rosemary's Baby", too, but I'm pretty OK if Roman Polanksi dies in jail.
2:11 PM Sep 28th
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@ ... you need to fax / send them jokes every day! Make it happen!
1:50 PM Sep 28th
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@ ... not an easy biz for most.
1:49 PM Sep 28th
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@ ... correct, sir.
1:48 PM Sep 28th
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@ ... "THE"? Rly?
1:47 PM Sep 28th
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... SO irritated by CONSTANTLY hearing the latest Dominos radio commercial that I didn't get. (My read was much funnier than this clown!)
8:17 PM Sep 21st
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