ajfitzpatrick
@merlinc: dear lord! Don't you know what God does to kittens when you work with SOAP?
| ajfitzpatrick You see smokers congregating outside office buildings all the time ... but it's not every day one of them is smoking a pipe. |
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| ajfitzpatrick @mrowe: vlc is your friend. |
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| ajfitzpatrick @mrowe: Don't worry, he'll grow out of it. |
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| ajfitzpatrick @mrowe: seething isn't nothing! |
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| ajfitzpatrick Unable to resist the urge to name the screenshot of an error in a system called CATS "what-happen.png". |
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| ajfitzpatrick Dear Oracle: 32 letters is not unreasonable for a stored procedure name. Yours bitterly, etc. |
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| ajfitzpatrick @kevinoneill: because anyone who gets caught in the act ends up responsible for maintaining a build system. |
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| ajfitzpatrick The code is riddled with "paramaters". I'm thinking of changing them all to "Parramatta's" out of spite. |
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| ajfitzpatrick Somebody has installed spyware on my machine to ensure CruiseControl builds fail within five minutes of me preparing to commit something. |
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| ajfitzpatrick Happy. |
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| ajfitzpatrick @mrowe: these Crumpler purchases... they don't happen to coincide with new computer purchases every few months, do they? |
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| ajfitzpatrick Bored enough to consider nitpicking about "Daylight Savings time has been adjusted by the Australian Government" in a helpdesk email. |
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| ajfitzpatrick Damp. |
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| ajfitzpatrick OK, so the crazy loud ranting neighbour outside was really an auctioneer. Fair enough I suppose. |
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| ajfitzpatrick @mrowe: I'm pretty sure the purpose of courier companies is to frustrate and perplex. Actually delivering packages is incidental. |
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| ajfitzpatrick It's hard to say exactly how far the elevator dropped just now... didn't really mind walk up the last 5 flights of stairs from where it ... ... |
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| ajfitzpatrick @mrowe: You'd be full of bluster too if you'd just released the better part of a decade's work that, after all, is nearly 750 lines of Lisp. |
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| ajfitzpatrick The party across the road has segued effortlessly from "You're the voice" into "Khe Sanh". |
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| ajfitzpatrick So, uh, Windows iTunes can't rip a CD and play the track it just ripped at the same time on this 2.4GHz quad core CPU? Lame. |
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