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  1. @goshling: I don't think I've ever taken the time to compliment you on your brilliant Twitter profile image.
  2. While true in a narrow sense, Google's warning that every single page on the internet "may harm your computer" seems a little pessimistic.
  3. I finally got around adding our phone number to the Do Not Call register... and now I find that I need a Do Not Knock register.
  4. Moon smiley! http://tinyurl.com/6o6nyb
  5. Another day, another four thousand spam backscatter bounces in my inbox...
  6. @mrowe not Marvin, but as the fourth Doctor, she does have a brain the size of a planet. Cheerier disposition, too.
  7. @mrowe yep, fancy dress. Arthur Dent.
  8. Wearing a bathrobe in public.
  9. "Feeling threatened, the man punched both offenders in the face before reporting the incident to police." http://tinyurl.com/5pmq2a
  10. The gtk bug so long-standing I used to be sure it was a feature has been fixed in v2.14! http://tinyurl.com/2w8wyq
  11. @merlinc: dear lord! Don't you know what God does to kittens when you work with SOAP?
  12. You see smokers congregating outside office buildings all the time ... but it's not every day one of them is smoking a pipe.
  13. @mrowe: vlc is your friend.
  14. @mrowe: Don't worry, he'll grow out of it.
  15. @mrowe: seething isn't nothing!
  16. Unable to resist the urge to name the screenshot of an error in a system called CATS "what-happen.png".
  17. Dear Oracle: 32 letters is not unreasonable for a stored procedure name. Yours bitterly, etc.
  18. @kevinoneill: because anyone who gets caught in the act ends up responsible for maintaining a build system.
  19. The code is riddled with "paramaters". I'm thinking of changing them all to "Parramatta's" out of spite.
  20. Somebody has installed spyware on my machine to ensure CruiseControl builds fail within five minutes of me preparing to commit something.