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ajcoffelt

  1. Wait a god damned minute! Is @kylekinane the voice of @ComedyCentral’s commercials?!
  2. I’m at my engagement party. I’m drunk. Deal with it.
  3. The new Episode of @BudcastPodcast is now available for your asses! soundcloud.com/budcast-podcas…
  4. @KCRoyalman we're 11 episodes in now. it was supposed to be our 3rd, but we didn't like it at first, but its funnier than we thought.
  5. Who's ready to hear the fabled "Lost Episode" of Budcast?! It's headed your way in a bit, Gayboy Nation!
  6. I hate cats.
  7. @alanagwinner October for the 5 at the earliest, probably. Looking more for November
  8. @MNSportsbitch @gothlaw the husky wins, not only because fluffy, but it is a dog. #ihatecats
  9. Terrorists LOVE raisinettes. Don’t be a terrorist.
  10. I want to joust against Dane cook, but Maybe I should learn to ride a horse and wield a sword first.
  11. Your mom wrote my name in sharpie on her forehead, I’m THAT impressive. Said she’d never seen anyone shit that big before.
  12. S’go! #twomoredays @WorkaholicsCC
  13. @NotActuallyHero he did it. Snopes me.
  14. @NotActuallyHero it was Tom Arnold
  15. @NotActuallyHero I dunno, but that’s why they put him there
  16. @NotActuallyHero he shot his wife and lover after he caught them in bed
  17. #ShitNobodySays RT @BrianMcGannon: What channel is this Mizzou softball game on?
  18. One week from today, @BudcastPodcast meets @RamblingMorons. That’s right, @TheFakeNed will be our guest Gayboy.