Aimee_B_Loved
- A census taker once tried to test me. So I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- [farts] I love the smell of "napalm" in the morning. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Luke, I banged your mother. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Video got the death penalty for killing the radio star, which is why Mtv hasn't played a video in 20 years.about 3 hours ago from web
- [cuts off hand] Luke, I hope yr not mad. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Shaken, like my girlfriend's baby that I suspect really isn't mine. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was BULLETS that killed the beast. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Oh shit! Oh shit! OH SHIT, Houston... #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Toto, we're fucking lost. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 3 hours ago from web
- With only an hour left of work, I find myself wondering if one more cup of coffee would be overkill. Or kill me.about 6 hours ago from web
- If I worked for Planned Parenthood, I'd have all my business information printed on condom wrappers.about 7 hours ago from web
- My writing gets better with alcohol intake. Now, if only work would realize this.about 7 hours ago from web
- The colon is the shittiest punctuation mark.about 8 hours ago from web
- @martinigroove Johnson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard...about 10 hours ago from web in reply to martinigroove
- I have business cards! Who knew having your name printed on a piece of paper could be so exciting?about 10 hours ago from web
- Earthquakes happen when Atlas goes on break and Michael J. Fox has to cover for him.about 11 hours ago from web
- WTF is up with this shaking? 1. The building is old and unstable. 2. There's been an earthquake. Or 3. I've overdosed on caffeine again.about 11 hours ago from web
- @bradbowlin Aww... I love hearing that. =]about 11 hours ago from web in reply to bradbowlin
- I stretched so hard I heard my boob pop. I didn't realize they had joints, so it was quite startling.about 11 hours ago from web
- @RamJaw "13, 14, 15 ..." but I ran out of space.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to RamJaw
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- Name Aimee Brock
- Location Wichita, Kansas. Seriously.
- Web http://aimee-b-lo...
- Bio I'm a ray of sunshine... causing cancer and starting fires.
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