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  1. @selardi water on the moon means we can continue trashing the planet because now we have a back up.
  2. NASA found water on the moon! Exciting!
  3. Things that arrived in the mail today: pneumatic staple gun. Harajuku Lovers 5" platforms. Not to be used together.
  4. Turkey reserving.
  5. Ugh. Health insurance costs will go up 23% next year for my company. Feel free to pass that health care bill ANY DAY NOW, Senate!
  6. The chair I've chosen to reupholster is at least 30% staple.
  7. Kea's first polysyllabic word is "basketball." She really is @keswold's girl.
  8. Blackening the cat.
  9. Wow! A customer check arrived in the mail, 340 days past due. Faith in humanity: restored!
  10. Sen. McCain's anti-Net Neutrality bill is called the "Internet Freedom Act." So hilariously, predictably Orwellian.
  11. Found some old, meth-ingredient Sudafed in a drawer, the kind that actually works. Cold? What cold! I have no cold! Also, super alert!!!
  12. A trip to the interior reveals that Kaua'i may be the last place in the country where people still proudly blast Kid Rock from their pickups
  13. Bougainvillea is the Drinking Outside of plants. It always makes me happy.
  14. Flip flops, check. Swimsuit, packed. SPF 1 billion, slathered. Hawaii, here we come!
  15. My world is a petri dish of germs. The sick surround. Hoping I can make it through the next 24 hrs, until I'm safe on a tropical isle!
  16. You know where it ISN'T 50 degrees and drizzling? Hawaii.
  17. @arouse And the offspring refuses to eat the green ones.
  18. What's the best way to ripen green tomatoes? I had to harvest about 30 lbs of them in anticipation of the frost tonight.
  19. @clarkus just wait, soon the government will be paying cyclists to not ride their bikes. ;)
  20. And the award for Biggest Improvement Over Predecessor goes to...