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  1. @zbskii what are your plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
  2. Really looking forward to our trip to NYC next week! Any tips on fun things to do in the city with a 1-year-old?
  3. Pre-shopping the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale after work today. I can make it through this day. I can make it through this day...
  4. Tonight has exceeded my expectations. Enjoying great live reggae and spectacular clam chowder at Jolly Roger.
  5. @drpotter this one time Canadian border guards were *convinced* I was smuggling drugs in my purse. Like I'm some kind of amateur.
  6. I reply, "We don't outsource / need to process credit cards / require bodyguards" and they just thank me for my time & hang up? No tenacity!
  7. Recent sales callers have given up so quickly. How am I supposed to practice my bitc... er... "assertiveness"?
  8. Why are martinis with olives called dirty? Why not salty? Or olived? This just seems like an excuse to say "I like mine dirty!"
  9. Thinking of setting up rain-catching barrels to water the garden. Happy I don't live in Utah, where roof-runoff rain collection is illegal.
  10. Port tasting at Cork with @keswold and @zbskii. Yum!
  11. Lunch 2.0 is at McFaddens this month. Guess I'll have a halibut sandwich and get to rapin'!
  12. I thought about taking it away from him - but why? So he could be a productive member of society again?
  13. I came downstairs this morning to find the cat sprawled out on the couch, spooning a sprig of catnip from our neighbor's garden.
  14. Sadly, my current car does not inspire quite the same "She has nothing to lose!" fear in my fellow motorists.
  15. Just spotted a Chevy Celebrity "Eurosport" edition. Impressed it's still (barely) on the road and nostaligic for my first car, Melba
  16. Monitors: good for checking in on Baby AND for listening in on @keswold sing the most adorable, mixed-up bed-time lullabies
  17. Very proud of @lyzadanger !!!!
  18. Huh, Thomas Kinkade is both a talentless hack AND a fraud who exploits faith for material gain: http://tinyurl.com/mkjacn
  19. Forgot my mobile phone at home today, leaving me feeling twitchy & unprepared despite the land line not two feet away from where I sit.
  20. Loud, honking test trains going by our building every five minutes. This seems like an activity that would be best done at night. #omcc