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  1. @selardi water on the moon means we can continue trashing the planet because now we have a back up. 9:34 AM Nov 13th from twhirl in reply to selardi
  2. NASA found water on the moon! Exciting! 9:11 AM Nov 13th from twhirl
  3. Things that arrived in the mail today: pneumatic staple gun. Harajuku Lovers 5" platforms. Not to be used together. 8:48 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  4. Turkey reserving. 12:15 PM Nov 11th from twhirl
  5. Ugh. Health insurance costs will go up 23% next year for my company. Feel free to pass that health care bill ANY DAY NOW, Senate! 10:00 AM Nov 9th from twhirl
  6. The chair I've chosen to reupholster is at least 30% staple. 8:23 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  7. Kea's first polysyllabic word is "basketball." She really is @keswold's girl. 7:43 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  8. Blackening the cat. 6:47 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  9. Wow! A customer check arrived in the mail, 340 days past due. Faith in humanity: restored! 12:47 PM Oct 30th from twhirl
  10. Sen. McCain's anti-Net Neutrality bill is called the "Internet Freedom Act." So hilariously, predictably Orwellian. 1:21 PM Oct 23rd from twhirl
  11. Found some old, meth-ingredient Sudafed in a drawer, the kind that actually works. Cold? What cold! I have no cold! Also, super alert!!! 9:11 AM Oct 22nd from twhirl
  12. A trip to the interior reveals that Kaua'i may be the last place in the country where people still proudly blast Kid Rock from their pickups 9:05 PM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  13. Bougainvillea is the Drinking Outside of plants. It always makes me happy. 9:50 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  14. Flip flops, check. Swimsuit, packed. SPF 1 billion, slathered. Hawaii, here we come! 8:28 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  15. My world is a petri dish of germs. The sick surround. Hoping I can make it through the next 24 hrs, until I'm safe on a tropical isle! 11:17 AM Oct 14th from twhirl
  16. You know where it ISN'T 50 degrees and drizzling? Hawaii. 9:07 AM Oct 13th from twhirl
  17. @arouse And the offspring refuses to eat the green ones. 6:28 PM Oct 10th from twhirl in reply to arouse
  18. What's the best way to ripen green tomatoes? I had to harvest about 30 lbs of them in anticipation of the frost tonight. 5:52 PM Oct 10th from twhirl
  19. @clarkus just wait, soon the government will be paying cyclists to not ride their bikes. ;) 9:48 AM Oct 9th from twhirl in reply to clarkus
  20. And the award for Biggest Improvement Over Predecessor goes to... 9:33 AM Oct 9th from twhirl