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  1. At lunch, I was reminded by @grigs of the hilarious El Blog Ilusorio de Rudy: http://blogderudyfernandez....
  2. I would very much like the plural of crocus to be crochi. Sadly, it is just crocuses. This is actually a work-related dilemma today.
  3. Why hello there, my fine de-feathered friends. Enjoy your time in the back porch cooler. Don't get eaten by raccoons!
  4. @keswold right! like something only Europeans would have to deal with. Like finding a notary public.
  5. Watching kiddo and WFH due to a very sick nanny. Entertaining the kid today: wallet, Q-tip cache, dishwasher, Lady GaGa, cat toys.
  6. @selardi water on the moon means we can continue trashing the planet because now we have a back up.
  7. NASA found water on the moon! Exciting!
  8. Things that arrived in the mail today: pneumatic staple gun. Harajuku Lovers 5" platforms. Not to be used together.
  9. Turkey reserving.
  10. Ugh. Health insurance costs will go up 23% next year for my company. Feel free to pass that health care bill ANY DAY NOW, Senate!
  11. The chair I've chosen to reupholster is at least 30% staple.
  12. Kea's first polysyllabic word is "basketball." She really is @keswold's girl.
  13. Blackening the cat.
  14. Wow! A customer check arrived in the mail, 340 days past due. Faith in humanity: restored!
  15. Sen. McCain's anti-Net Neutrality bill is called the "Internet Freedom Act." So hilariously, predictably Orwellian.
  16. Found some old, meth-ingredient Sudafed in a drawer, the kind that actually works. Cold? What cold! I have no cold! Also, super alert!!!
  17. A trip to the interior reveals that Kaua'i may be the last place in the country where people still proudly blast Kid Rock from their pickups
  18. Bougainvillea is the Drinking Outside of plants. It always makes me happy.
  19. Flip flops, check. Swimsuit, packed. SPF 1 billion, slathered. Hawaii, here we come!
  20. My world is a petri dish of germs. The sick surround. Hoping I can make it through the next 24 hrs, until I'm safe on a tropical isle!